TOS Caption Contest #102 - Four days, three nights

[tharpdevenport]

Sulu: "Sure I'll go dinner with you. Your brother will be there, won't he?"

Starship Polaris: "They're definately avacado green."

Squigglyfm: "They've always been gold."

SonicRanger: "What part of the avacado?"

ancient: "Okay, here's an alien: the left side is 'gold', the right side 'avacado'..."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Sure, you're pretty.

But Adam?

I'd like to tap THAT."

"Hi.

I'm NBC and Desilu's Chris Gorgan. I see you have a lot of kids on the bridge.

Would those of you standing care to have a seat?"

 

[scottydog]

Amelia Earhart: "That's right. I was stranded on a South Pacific island and you are my great-great-great-great grandson."

Sulu: "Weren't the men on those islands scantily clad?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"There's a luau tonight?

Good! I've always been great at shimmying under poles."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "It's Devil's Tower with a head on it!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Space Hippy:What makes you think I'm holding?

SULU: That's not patchouli oil and cloves I'm smelling.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

SULU:"If you have a penis, color me interested!"

Girl: "I have a strap-on."

Sulu: "Which way to your quarters?"

 

[highlander]

Sulu: "Are you in line for Les Mis tickets to?"

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Bridge to sick bay!"
Bones: "Sick Bay."
Kirk: "Fiber Con stat Bones! I'm full of shit!"
Bones: "I'm glad we agree."

 

[highlander]

Sulu: "Oh boy!! Laser Liberace!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Olympics credulity...straining...must...reach....remote...

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Didn't you used to be a yeoman and...uh...hot?

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Bones, look how ugly our boots are."

McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a cobbler!"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Bones, how long is this prostate exam supposed to last, anyway?"

Sulu: "Just making absolutely sure that your prostate is tip-top, Captain."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "It's because of YOU and this episode that Picard never allowed children on the bridge."

Gorgan: "It's because of YOU and your toupee that TNG cast a bald Captain."

 

[Rat Boy]

What happens when you try to go to warp with only one nacelle working.

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "Leaning is going to do anything. Just turn the Wii Wheel."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "F. Lee Bailey?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Why, no, Lieutenant -- my name isn't Mears, and I don't know what you're
talking about. Now, please stop smiling at me like that; it's creeping me out.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "This has gone far enough, it isn't just water retention, Scotty you're going on a diet."