TOS Caption Contest #102 - Four days, three nights

[Gil T.Azell]

Sulu: "Sorry, I have to go set my Phasers to Stunning!"

 

[26138]

Maxi Mounds has a certain effect on people, and Captain Kirk was not immune.

 

[M'Sharak]

"C'monnnn...

...icecream!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Maude is filmed before a live studio audience"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk's Dr Strangelove impression was the talk of the ship.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"... far away, for to see, friendly Paedo come to me."

Gorgan: "What do you little bastards want now? I was at a pool party with Michael Jackson and R Kelly."

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: Dammit, Sulu, what did I tell you about making those hard right turns?!

 

[SciFi75]

Sulu: ::sighs:: How can I tell you so you can understand? Me like boys with wee's wee's.

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Wanna compare tits?

 

[Outpost4]

Gorgan: I RUN THIS SHIT!

 

[Rat Boy]

Not everyone took the news of the cancellation of Stargate Atlantis well.

 

[Outpost4]

Shatner: Not the hair! Don't touch the hair!

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: I have a shower curtain like you!

Sulu; But not like you.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Great, the ghost of Dame Edna. Someone call an exorcist, please?"

 

[Gertch]

Sulu: "I like the road runner."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks Outpost4! And on the same ticket as 4thHansonbro's Pon Farr! Congrats to you too!

So...you ready to go to the Yarn Barn?

You were maybe expecting Anne B. Davis?

 

[Dohlman]

Project Runway voiceover: "Hemlines will be considerably lower this season, for both men and women."

Sulu: Don't look at the vomit in her hair...don't look...

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Well, I guess you kind of look like a man."

 

[cooleddie74]

GORGAN:"...and now, a message from the fine folks at Marlboro Tobacco! Enjoy STAR TREK with a smooth drag off a Marlboro cigarette!

Marlboro.

Flavor Galaxy!"

"Wait'll Carol gets a load o' ME.


Oh. Wait.

She already did. That's why David's here."

SULU:"If you have a penis, color me interested!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Actually...no.

I've never thought to use a bong in THAT orifice before. But it sounds intriguing!"