TOS Caption Contest #102 - Four days, three nights

[EnsignHarper]

McCoy, offscreen: "No, it should not smell like that."


p.s. What episode is this from?

Tomorrow is Yesterday

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Gorgan: Oops, this isn't Moonbase: Alpha.

Kirk: I think someone dosed my Saurian brandy, either that or I'm in one of those Batman villain hideouts again.

Sulu: Unless you're a tranny, I ain't interested.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Jor-El: "So, my son. Speak."

Kirk: "Uhura, I thought I asked you to block out the Marlon Brando channel."

The prostate massage was Kirk's favorite part of his weekly routine.

Girl: I hear you're in the market for a beard...

 

[cooleddie74]

"OWWWWEEEE-OW!

Charlie Horse!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

GORGAN:"Why is everyone blaming ME?

I may be evil...but even I didn't write this crap!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Gary Glitter's latest comeback concert...

Damn!!! You did the Gary Glitter gag before I could!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Damn it!!! I'm not evil Kirk!!!! Its just the lighting!!!!

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: You have a helmet? I have a helmet, too. Want to see it?

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Sorry, don't know any Obi-Wan Kenobi."

 

[cultcross]

Sulu: There are some games I don't quite know yet...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Baltar has a harem on Galactica? Why didn't I think of that?!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Three wine coolers and I'm buzzed.

(Guess what blooper reel that's from? And it ain't Trek.)

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

This last week we found out it can take seven years to win the caption contest. the 4th hanson bro, hockey player extraordinaire, celebrates his seventh year on TrekBBS with his first win in the TOS caption contest! Are you going through Pon Farr, bro?

I'd like to thank the academy and all the little people I stepped on to get here.

I was wondering why I threw a bowl of soup at my wife last week.

I shall endeavor to come up with at least one more unsuitable caption.

 

[26138]

Contrary to what Melvin Belli thought, it was not "wear your shower curtain to work" day.

 

[Gertch]

This last week we found out it can take seven years to win the caption contest. the 4th hanson bro, hockey player extraordinaire, celebrates his seventh year on TrekBBS with his first win in the TOS caption contest! Are you going through Pon Farr, bro?

I'd like to thank the academy and all the little people I stepped on to get here.

I was wondering why I threw a bowl of soup at my wife last week.

I shall endeavor to come up with at least one more unsuitable caption.

Wow! Congrats bro.

Everyone was waiting for bro's next caption before he disappeared for another 7 years.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Gorgon: May the Schwartz be with you you you you you

Spock: The Mel Brooks movie is on stage 5

Captain Kirk regretted having seconds of Scotty's haggis

Sulu: (thinking) She has no idea she's so barking up the wrong tree


ETA: Gertch,

 

[Rat Boy]

Tommy: "What is thy bidding, my master?"

 

[Gertch]

Gorgon: May the Schwartz be with you you you you you

Kirk: " Okay bro. See you in 7. Wait,... Spock?"

 

[GeorgeKirk]

Sulu: No, there really is a shuttlecraft in my pocket.

Kirk immediately realized he shouldn't have believed Sulu when he said that his lap was a transporter that beams you to heaven.

 

[Atavachron]

"Help me Captain Kirk, You're my only hope." Click, buzz... "Help me Captain Kirk, You're my only hope."