TOS Caption Contest #101 - A New Hope

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Quickly, Mr. Spock. Put on your Carl wig and make this a lot harder for Outpost4 to judge."

 

[cooleddie74]

NAVIGATOR FLO:"Well, shucks and tarnations.

I was s'pposed to go 'ROUND that asteroid, wasn't I?"

 

[highlander]

McCoy: "Borgas Frat? Didn't they loose in the Greek games to Lambda Lambda Lambda? You know in that old movie Revenge of the Spocks....I mean Revenge of the Nerds."
Spock: "As usual Doctor your attempts at humor fall well short of the mark."
Scotty: "Aye kinda like Rat Boy"

 

[Gertch]

Helmswoman: "Sensors show some sort of vehicle with a pair of large-"
Scotty: "Nuts Mr Spock we must find the Capt'n. But that ship does have a long-"
Bones: "Shaft was the name of that old Earth show Mr Spock. My, that does end in one huge bulbous end-"
Spock: "Yes, only one. Interesting."

 

[Ptrope]

"And now, my buddy Arthur will sing "Beyond Antares" while I drink a glass of Romulan ale!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"That Simon Pegg lad...

I like the cut of his jib. Nice fellow.

Could do without that fat Nick Frost yobbo sucking off his teats, though."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK/LESTER:"See?

TOLD you the Captain's hand could go deeper than my old one."

 

[Shatmandu]

Coleman: "After this contest rolls over, will I ever see you again?"
Janice: "No, sorry."
Coleman: "But ... <begins weeping>"
Janice, nudging his chin: "We'll always have fisting."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk/Lester: "Well, I guess that explains that."

 

[Outpost4]

Rat Boy: Are you done squabbling with saturn0660 over in Miscellaneous?
Outpost: I think so.
Rat Boy: So when is the contest going to be changed?
Outpost: I gave you the answer last night.
Rat Boy: Huh?
Outpost: "Yes, yes...I'm almost there...oh, yes!"