TOS Caption Contest #101 - A New Hope

[Outpost4]

Scotty: 100 quatloos that he hits it.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Doctor Colemen: I don't mean to alarm you, Jancie, but since trading bodies with Kirk you've got a dead Tribble on your head and lost your girlish figure, especially around the midsection.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk/Lester: "So Outpost4, what's it going to take for me to win this contest?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janice/James: Now that I have this body, I'll no longer have to strap it on for you.

 

[scottydog]

Scotty: "I dunna like that O'bama and McCain are both Irish!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Borgas frat; stupid NBC tape delays! We have to wait three bloody hours to see if Michael Phelps won his eighth gold!"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

SCOTTY:When I said "raise the captain", I dinna mean that!

SPOCK: Fascinating

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk/Lester: "Did I forget to mention all the privileges of being a starship captain?"

 

[M'Sharak]

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Scotty: "I dunna like that O'bama and McCain are both Irish!"

*snerf*

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Borgas frat; stupid NBC tape delays! We have to wait three bloody hours to see if Michael Phelps won his eighth gold!"

McCoy: "Great. Because we're in Sector 69 of the Beta Quadrant, we won't find out what happened for another twenty years."

 

[Rat Boy]

SCOTTY:When I said "raise the captain", I dinna mean that!

SPOCK: Fascinating

McCoy: "Hoisted by his own 'Picard?'"

Spock: "Shut up, Doctor."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Now there's a use for a phaser rifle you dont find in the manual.

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "What in blazes is Napoleon Dynamite doing to that llama?"

Spock: "Indeed. Kip and Pedro's coupling must be stopped, too."

Scotty: "To Uncle Rico's time machine, immediately!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "We dun't care if ye think our navigator looks like a bleached targ, ye bleedin' Klingon git! Get fooked!"
Spock: "Mister Scott, please, they have the Captain ..."

Janice: "I know, I know ... But we can still do the fisting, it's just a little different ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk/Lester: "So Outpost4, what's it going to take for me to win this contest?"

Outpost: A blond wig, a jar of caramel and a puppy dog.


I'll be changing this contest out shortly.

 

[Shatmandu]

Lester: "You think Sulu will be in the next contest?"
Coleman: "I'm having them put an assflap in my jumpsuit, just in case."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Sorry, Doc, but since you didn't catch on like Carl, Grignak, and Vomit, we're going to have to let you go."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Lester: "You think Sulu will be in the next contest?"
Coleman: "I'm having them put an assflap in my jumpsuit, just in case."

Sulu (off-camera): Oh, my! But I'm the girl not the boy, if you catch my warp drift.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Ach, this Crazy Eddie lad CANNAE be serious!

He'll beat ANY price?!

Bollocks!!"

JANICE/KIRK:"Come to the captain's quarters at 2200 tonight. I'll show you what REAL body-to-body transferrance is all about, lover."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Borgas frat!

The bloody scanners must be malfunctioning! Helen Hunt's bloody forehead cannae be THAT big, Mister Spock!!"