Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Star Trek"

[Dusty Ayres]

10.You're writing "Star Date 5946" on your checks
9. Family dog plus aluminum foil equals space dog
8. Built your own phaser out of a staple gun and 20 D batteries
7. Last Halloween, you dressed as "Star Trek" props designer, Irving A. Feinberg
6. You spend a lot of lonely nights "wrestling the Gorn"
5. During your Power Point presentation for company's 2nd quarter review, the word "Romulan" came up more than one would normally expect
4. Always telling barber, "Give me the Spock"
3. You're already camped out for the 2011 "Star Trek" sequel
2. When the Stock Market goes down, you'll suddenly yell, "KHAAAAAN!"
1. Got suspended at work for trying to mind-meld with an intern

Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Star Trek"

Apologies if this has already been posted.

 

[Admiral Shran]

2. When the Stock Market goes down, you'll suddenly yell, "KHAAAAAN!"

Damn, I actually have done that, and not just when the stock market goes down.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

That's great! Thanks for posting the list. I'd never seen it before.

 

[KobayashiMaru13]

Thats great! But you're missing...

11. When someone comes up to you, you great them, "Live long and prosper".
12. Your favorite game is "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock".
13. You quote Starfleet protocol to prove everyday points.

 

[Starbreaker]

Those are actually really clever jokes.

 

[JiNX-01]

14. You think those are really clever jokes.

 

[Keith1701]

10.You're writing "Star Date 5946" on your checks
9. Family dog plus aluminum foil equals space dog
8. Built your own phaser out of a staple gun and 20 D batteries
7. Last Halloween, you dressed as "Star Trek" props designer, Irving A. Feinberg
6. You spend a lot of lonely nights "wrestling the Gorn"
5. During your Power Point presentation for company's 2nd quarter review, the word "Romulan" came up more than one would normally expect
4. Always telling barber, "Give me the Spock"
3. You're already camped out for the 2011 "Star Trek" sequel
2. When the Stock Market goes down, you'll suddenly yell, "KHAAAAAN!"
1. Got suspended at work for trying to mind-meld with an intern

Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Star Trek"

Apologies if this has already been posted.

Mine would be number 7, I did dress up as Riker last Halloween.

 

[Dusty Ayres]

10.You're writing "Star Date 5946" on your checks
9. Family dog plus aluminum foil equals space dog
8. Built your own phaser out of a staple gun and 20 D batteries
7. Last Halloween, you dressed as "Star Trek" props designer, Irving A. Feinberg
6. You spend a lot of lonely nights "wrestling the Gorn"
5. During your Power Point presentation for company's 2nd quarter review, the word "Romulan" came up more than one would normally expect
4. Always telling barber, "Give me the Spock"
3. You're already camped out for the 2011 "Star Trek" sequel
2. When the Stock Market goes down, you'll suddenly yell, "KHAAAAAN!"
1. Got suspended at work for trying to mind-meld with an intern

Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Star Trek"

Apologies if this has already been posted.

Mine would be number 7, I did dress up as Riker last Halloween.

QFW!

 

[scotpens]

15. Every time you see someone wearing a red shirt, you can't resist making a "dead redshirt" joke.

16. You snap your fingers like Lt. Riley in "The Naked Time" when you go through an automatic door.

17. You're prepared to defend to the death your belief that the TOS Enterprise's bridge either:
(a) faces directly forward; or
(b) is offset 36 degrees counterclockwise.

 

[B.J.]

17. You're prepared to defend to the death your belief that the TOS Enterprise's bridge either:
(a) faces directly forward; or
(b) is offset 36 degrees counterclockwise.

18. As soon as you see the phrase "to the death", you start thinking of the music from Amok Time.

 

[Kirk1980]

Yeesh, reading the comments there (the Amok Time vid) make me want to wish the Vulcan Death Grip WAS real!:P

 

[I am not Spock]

When I last saw my brother drinking Fanta or Tang or whatever it was, I actually called out 'Tranya!' He had no idea what I was on about.

 

[Dusty Ayres]

19. You want your girlfriend/wife to make love to you in the toga worn by Uhura and Chapel in 'Plato's Stepchildren'.

20. On Halloween, you select what the kids are going to wear, and it's mostly Starfleet uniforms.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

They forgot: "You've logged over 50,000 posts on one or more Internet Star Trek boards."