top notch voyager humour

[jo jo]

i for one love it when you can watch a program and hear jokes about the program. so,FOC (free of charge), here you can share them.

 

[jo jo]

i have a rule:
if some one speaks, you can see them and they are not one of the main characters they are probably going to die
its not very funny but its true!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

In Voyager, the rule is amedned to read... if someone speaks, they will probably die IN THE NEXT episode.

See "Durst" season 1, "Kaplan" season 3.

 

[jo jo]

i am corrected
and i like the proof included!?!?!?

 

[jo jo]

as a prank on the crew you could program the computer to play the song that never ends all over the ship when they go into warp

 

[jo jo]

Top 10 Scenes cut from Voyager Premiere

10 Pre-mission briefing in which Starfleet Security places top-secret
surveillance equipment inside Janeway's massive hairdo
9 All three Neelix reggae numbers
8 Kes being brought back from brink of death by audience clapping
and repeating "I do believe in fairies! I do believe in Fairies!"
7 Chakotay's Indian wrestling pitted against Tuvok's Vulcan neck
pinch
6 The holographic toupee
5 Cleverly disguised product placement in which Torres' human side
likes the whole wheat goodness, while her Klingon side likes the
frosting
4 Christening of ship by Admiral Saavik
3 Scene with Tom Paris' prison cell mate, Berlinghoff Rasmussen
2 Humorous interlude when Horta officer gets drunk of ships neural
gel-packs
1 Chakotay's OTHER tattoo
courtesy of outpost10f.com!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

I like #5!

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Other tattoo? But where....no. Stop. Don't wanna know. Gonna change fanfom now before it gets dirty.

 

[jo jo]

Voyager's Top 10 Secrets

10 Neelix's favourite Talaxian dishes can be found in any Italian Restaurant.

9 Chakotay's tattoo is really dried play-do.

8 Janeway's dog is named Lassie.

7 Everything is Wesley's fault.

6 The Doctor *can* leave sickbay.

5 The entire series is just a dream Troi has after eating too much chocolate.

4 Q set the whole thing up as a gag.

3 Torres drinks prune juice.

2 They're really lost in the Alpha Quadrant, but they're holding the star charts
upside-down.

1 The neural gel-packs are really grape JELL-O in a Ziploc bag.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

^Number two is awesome!

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

I don't know, number 7 is not really a secret. Everyone is just too polite to say it.

 

[Destructor]

Episodes cut by the censors:

Tom Paris put in the brig for dating a 5-year old girl in the 3rd season
Chakotay put in the brig in the 7th season for inexplicably screaming: "I've had it with this show! When am I going to get some lines?!? How come there are never any consequences on this show? I'm going off to Models Inc!"
Tuvok reprimanded by Janeway for not cleaning up after himself after going through pon farr on the holodeck in season 6.
Ensign Kim reduced in rank to Ensign-in-training after sitting in the Captain's char after-hours saying in a falsetto voce: "I'm Captain Janeway! Bring me my coffee! Turbines to speed!"

 

[jo jo]

^ Ensign Kim reduced in rank to Ensign-in-training after sitting in the Captain's char after-hours saying in a falsetto voce: "I'm Captain Janeway! Bring me my coffee! Turbines to speed!"

i think that would only happen in a drunk moment and i think tom would be in on it too so what would tom be 'briged' for

 

[jewelweed]

hahaha, these are great. i'm just starting season 3 right now...

 

[Destructor]

This isn't as funny as the jandrew TNG re-edits, but it will do in a pinch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOKojyCLIQY

 

[Destructor]

Kinda funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZhy6IC9iFs