Top IRC posts

[Mallory]

If I don't stop this I'm never going to get any work done today.

 

[The_Reaper]

I have wasted more than half my day reading this stuff

 

[Rincewiend]

It's funny when the others aren't helping...

<Jace> god this computer is running like a dog
<h0ax> Jace unless it is a lame dog or missing several limbs, dogs usually run pretty fast
<h0ax> I wouldnt want to race one
<Jace> god this computer is running like an elepant
<Jace> hope they run slow
<h0ax> memory is working well then?
<mole-inc> elephants are pretty fast
<ReKTeK> they can run faster than humans :P
<h0ax> why dont you say a turtle or something
<h0ax> turtles are KNOWN for being slow
<Jace> god this computer is running like a TURTLE FINE HA
<h0ax> but then.. it did beat the hare..
<Jace> god this computer is running like a hare
<h0ax> no, they're fast, usually. except against turtles.
<mole-inc> god this computer is running like a crippled ant.
<Jace> god this computer is running like a turtle unless competing against a hare in which case the computer is running like a hare
<h0ax> you know you could just say it's running slow.
<Jace> oh yeh
<Jace> could do that... i guess...

And it's wrong, but i lolled:

<@blaxthos> let me tell you what
<rambo_> what is what?
<@blaxthos> there were these two israeli bitches in my club tonight
<@blaxthos> that were fucking insane hot
<rambo_> jews are hot.
<@blaxthos> these jews were exceptionally hot
<rambo_> fresh from the oven hot?

 

[Canadave]

I love bash.org. Such a distracting site...

 

[RJDiogenes]

I wonder what bloodninja's TrekBBS name is....


The_Reaper, please don't Post more than twice in a row-- that's considered Spamming under Board Rules. Thank you.

 

[The_Reaper]

Leaning a lot today I am. Apologies

 

[XwarlokX]

I am a certified Bash addict! I have to read the site at least 2 or 3 times a day.

Bash is t3h awesome!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Leaning a lot today I am. Apologies

No problem. It takes a while to learn the ropes.

 

[Rii]

Most of bash.org is pure shite, even the high-rated stuff, but there are a few gems to be found. One of my favourites:

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

 

[jgdst]

LOL Thanks for posting those links. Brought back memories of old skool IRC.

My favourite so far has got to be the Who's On First conversation:

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

 

[Goji]

Not all of them were that funny, but I liked this one a lot for some reason:

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)