TNG reboot cast

[gomtuu20]

I they did a reboot of TNG, say 5 to 10 years from now, who do you think they would cast in the major roles? I am looking for serious and humorous entries both.
Humorous entries might be Kim Kardashian as Troi and Justin Bieber as Wesley. Danny DeVito as Picard. Lindsey Lohan as a female Riker. Jessica Simpson as Tasha yar.
As far as serious suggestions, I thought the guy who played Kirk's father's captain in the Nu Trek would be a good choice for Picard. He had a real screen presence (sorry I don't know his name). Meagan Fox as Troi.
Anyway, I can't wait to see your ideas.

 

[Mojochi]

Vincent Cassel as Jean Luc Picard


Jerry O'Connell as William Riker


Cillian Murphy as Data


Dulé Hill As Geordi Laforge


Emily Deschanel As Beverly Crusher


Terry Crews as Worf


Marsh Thomason as Deanna Troi

 

[Mojochi]

& If we must

Sean Cunningham as Wesley Crusher (The kid from Secretariat)

 

[od0_ital]

Psuedo-seriousness here...

Captain Picard
- Liam Neesan

William Riker
- Hugh Jackman

Deanna Troi
- Famke Janssen

Beverly Crusher
- Michelle Pfieffer

Worf
- Dwayne Johnson

Geordi La Forge
- Dule Hill (totally stealin' that one)

Natasha Yar
- Anna Paquin

Data
- Christopher Eccleston

Kate Pulaski
- Gates McFadden (just to fuck with your heads!!!)

Guinan
- Halle Berry

- and -

Wesley Crusher
- Wil Wheaton

An evolved Traveler Wesley will be the Spock Prime of the reboot, accidently creatin' a new reality where Jack failed to get Beverly pregnant before he died aboard the Stargazer!

 

[Jetfire]

Jason Statham-Jean Luc Picard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Statham

Matthew Fox-William Riker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Fox_(actor)

Emily Blunt-Deanna Troi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Blunt

Brandon Routh-Data http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Routh

Antwon Tanner-Geordie La Forge http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antwon_Tanner

Ving Rhames-Worf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ving_Rhames

Kristanna Loken-Tasha Yar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristanna_Loken

Bryce Dallas Howard-Beverly Crusher http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce_Dallas_Howard

Random 10 year old as Wesley Crusher.

Gabrielle Union-Guinan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_Union

 

[MikeS]

• Kate Mulgrew as Captain Picard
• Robert Beltran as Commander Riker
• Roxann Biggs-Dawson as Lieutenant Laforge<LI sizset="263" sizcache="152">Ethan Phillips as Guinan<LI sizset="265" sizcache="152">Robert Picardo as Doctor Crusher<LI sizset="267" sizcache="152">Tim Russ as Lieutenant Commander Worf/Data<LI sizset="270" sizcache="152">Jeri Ryan as Troi
• Garrett Wang as Ensign Wesley Crusher

It's already been done...

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Wesley Crusher
- Wil Wheaton

An evolved Traveler Wesley will be the Spock Prime of the reboot, accidently creatin' a new reality where Jack failed to get Beverly pregnant before he died aboard the Stargazer!

YEEEEESSSSS!!! Wil wheaton is awesome. Although I wouldn't want him to be the uber-evolved character with superpowers. (maybe the traveller is actually an evil alien, feeding off other species intelligence like those creatures on Devidia 2). Maybe wesley returned to starfleet, became a captain.

The plot of the movie would probably involve the borg, and interdimentional time travel.

 

[od0_ital]

^

Because every TNG story has to have the Borg?

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

^

Because every TNG story has to have the Borg?

That's what the general public knows about TNG. Well, that and the ferengi.

 

[Finn]

The general public knows about the Ferengi?

 

[ijustwannabeassimilated]

Michael Vartan - Captain Picard

Matthew Davis - Commander Riker

Summer Glau - Data

Evangeline Lilly - Deanna Troi

Elizabeth Mitchell - Dr. Crusher

Katie Sackoff - Tasha Yar

Jesse Williams - Geordi

Mehcad Brooks - Worf

Travis Caldwell - Wesley Crusher

Joel McHale - Q

 

[Chaos Descending]

Jean-Luc Picard - Jason Isaacs or Taran Fahir (Yes I am serious, even keep his name as Jean-Luc Picard)
William Riker - Mark Valley
Data - Danny Pudi
Deanna Troi - Bridget Regan
Beverly Crusher - ?
Wesley Crusher - N/A
Geordie LaForge -
Tasha Yar - ?
Worf - ?

 

[PsychoPere]

I still like the cast list I came up with the last time this thread idea was posted in September.

Jean-Luc Picard: Robert Wisdom
William Riker: James Badge Dale
Geordi La Forge: Chiwetel Ejiofor
Tasha Yar: Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Worf: J. D. Williams or Brian White
Beverly Crusher: Christina Hendricks
Deanna Troi: Elisabeth Moss
Data: Andrew Garfield
Wesley Crusher: Alexander Gould

Miles O'Brien: Brian F. O'Byrne
Katherine Pulaski: Shohreh Aghdashloo
Ro Laren: Stephanie Jacobsen
Q: Amaury Nolasco
Guinan: C. C. H. Pounder
Edward Jellico: Peter Stormare

 

[Forbin]

They should cast a man as Troi, and make Riker gay.

Data should be female, and a reformed fully-functional "pleasure droid."

Picard and Crusher's relationship should be 100% open and realized, so they can sneak off the bridge in a crisis and snog in the ready room.

Geordi's a woman as well, and has a secret lust for a lesbian relationship with Data, which is finally achieved in season three during Data's first major overhaul.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

The general public knows about the Ferengi?

I dunno I was just guessing.

I know about what the general public knows about TOS. But as far as TNG goes, I haven't the foggiest

 

[Kadratis]

• Kate Mulgrew as Captain Picard
• Robert Beltran as Commander Riker
• Roxann Biggs-Dawson as Lieutenant Laforge<LI sizset="263" sizcache="152">Ethan Phillips as Guinan<LI sizset="265" sizcache="152">Robert Picardo as Doctor Crusher<LI sizset="267" sizcache="152">Tim Russ as Lieutenant Commander Worf/Data<LI sizset="270" sizcache="152">Jeri Ryan as Troi
• Garrett Wang as Ensign Wesley Crusher

It's already been done...

Some truth to that.

 

[BillJ]

Geordi's a woman as well, and has a secret lust for a lesbian relationship with Data, which is finally achieved in season three during Data's first major overhaul.

Glad to know I'm not the only one that sees Geordi's robo-sexual crush on Data.

 

[Vasquez Rocks]

How about Joshua Jackson as Riker? I've always thought he kind of resembles a young Jonathan Frakes.

 

[Nightdiamond]

If they could reuse Tom Hardy, the Picard clone in Nemesis, they would be halfway there.

Some extra makeup, and a deeper voice, almost a perfect lookalike.

 

[Satyrquaze]

• Kate Mulgrew as Captain Picard
• Robert Beltran as Commander Riker
• Roxann Biggs-Dawson as Lieutenant Laforge<LI sizset="263" sizcache="152">Ethan Phillips as Guinan<LI sizset="265" sizcache="152">Robert Picardo as Doctor Crusher<LI sizset="267" sizcache="152">Tim Russ as Lieutenant Commander Worf/Data<LI sizset="270" sizcache="152">Jeri Ryan as Troi
• Garrett Wang as Ensign Wesley Crusher

It's already been done...

Some truth to that.

Too bad they did it better the first time.