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TNG drinking games

foxmulder710

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Someone describe some good TNG drinking games to play.

OK, of course I'll drink every time Deanna "feels something important" or Picard says "Engage" or Riker lays an alien...

But I want more creative ideas.

Give me some!
 
Someone describe some good TNG drinking games to play.

OK, of course I'll drink every time Deanna "feels something important" or Picard says "Engage" or Riker lays an alien...

But I want more creative ideas.

Give me some!

Anytime Troi says something so obvious a first year psychology major could have figured it out...you take a drink.

Anytime Picard gives a speech...you take a drink.

Anytime Riker bangs a babe (or other androgenous creature)...you take a drink.

Anytime Data tries to fit in, but just ends up with everyone laughing at him...you take a drink.

Anytime Geordi does that roll under the containment door while evacuating engineering...you take a drink.

Anytime Crusher does absolutely nothing of worth in the episode...you take a drink.

Anytime Worf suggests they do something violent and paranoid, but Picard decides to not follow the advice...you take a drink.

Anytime Wesely says or does something that reminds you of your own awkward adolencence...you take a drink.

Anytime some stuffy Admiral orders the Enterprise to do something against Picard's wishes or better judgement...you take a drink.
 
how about anytime Picard or Riker (picard more so) stands up then yanks on his uniform to pull it down tight across his chest
 
New to the boards...Hiya!

I was in college when TNG started. I remember a few that were popular at that time...

Everytime the self-destruct sequence is initiated (Happens a LOT in 1st and 2nd seasons)

Everytime Geordi gets used as a human tricorder

Everytime Data babbles

Everytime Picard blathers on about France

Everytime Yar gets in a fight
 
Picard says, "Number One", take a drink.

Even better, you can't go to the bathroom unless Picard says "Number One".
 
I tried one where every time Picard was bald, I'd take a shot of tequila. I don't know how that episode ended.
 
Picard quotes the Bard.

Riker hits on a woman.
---Two drinks if it's Troi.

Data finds something "intriguing".

The Enterprise disables a foe with one shot.
---Two drinks if that shot is not seen by the viewer.

An heirloom from a previous episode is seen. (ie- Ressikan flute, Mintakan tapestry, Kurlan naiskos, etc...)

Ogawa gets a line.
---Two drinks if she gets dialogue not related to work.
---Three drinks if she speaks to someone other than Crusher.

Selar is mentioned. (Schizoid Man excluded)
 
Another Riker one:
Whenever he exits a doorway but turns his head and looks the opposite way that he's headed.
Does anyone know what I mean?
 
Another Riker one:
Whenever he exits a doorway but turns his head and looks the opposite way that he's headed.
Does anyone know what I mean?

:rommie: Totally, Riker's seen the Excorsist too many times!

But seriously. About this drinking game. I don't mean to be an ass, but the things that are mentioned have comic value but don't happen with enough frequency in each episode. Riker bangs a babe? Sure. Hope we're not watching "Remember Me." Picard gives a speech? Okay... but that's at the end of every second episode or so. So the beer's going flat waiting. All those choices are infrequent to the point they should be three good chugs.

The red alert suggestion is a good one. And the Picard Manuver (tunic adjust) is great as well. These happen with due frequency.

You should also have to skull your entire drink if the saucer separates.

How about these, my buddies used to play with these:
"Hailing frequencies open" - from Worf
Data cocks his head
Riker flirts with someone (two swigs if with Troi)
Enterprise D goes to warp (excluding opening sequence... oh what the hell, including it too)
Geordi shuts down/starts up the warp core
Geordi removes, references his visor
Someone is in the jefferies tubes
An away team beams down to a planet.
Crusher mentions tricordrazine, or uses a hypospray
Picard contacts Starfleet Command
Spot appears
Worf grimaces (moves his lower jaw back and forth in distain)
Wesley says something cringable
The Borg, Romulans or Ferengi as a race are mentioned by name
"Come" - Picard



U get my drift? Again, sorry if I sould like an ass here... or maybe I'm just a heavyweight drinker. I'm going to run out and get a 6 pack right now and let you know how it works out.

PS. Props to AdmiralGarak "The Enterprise disables a foe with one shot.
---Two drinks if that shot is not seen by the viewer." - That is so TNG. Classic.

PPS: Jamestyler: " I tried one where every time Picard was bald, I'd take a shot of tequila. I don't know how that episode ended." - well done!! :lol:
 
Any two characters are in Ten Forward having a conversation over drinks and they either take one sip of their drink or none at all before they get up and leave.
 
Take a drink when:

Someone gets advice from Troi.
---Two drinks if they didn't ask for it.
---Three drinks if they didn't want it.
---Four drinks if the advice is useless.
---Five drinks if someone goes to Guinan for advice instead of Troi.

Q resorts to childish name calling.
---Two drinks if it's "Microbrain".

A door waits to open until the character standing in front of it has finished talking.

The ship's sensors don't detect something until it's in visual range.
---Two drinks if a ship gets within firing range before it's detected.

The number 47 is referenced.
---Two drinks if the number 74 is referenced instead.

Gowron's eyes bug out.

Picard makes a French reference.

The episode reuses the shot where the Enterprise is flying alongside an Excelsior-class ship.

The crew slams 20th Century humans or religious people.
---Two drinks if it's Picard.

Five drinks if Riker puts his leg on Data's console, with his crotch placed uncomfortably close to Data's head. ("Cause and Effect" will be rough.)

Five drinks if a crewman in a skant appears.
---Twenty drinks if the crewman is male.
 
Everytime Picard gets up and straightens his uniform.

Edit:
And the Picard Manuver (tunic adjust) is great as well.
Damn, skipped that one ;)

Everytime we see Picard ordering the Conn officer to go to warp and we see the Enterprise moving off at what is clearly impulse speed.
 
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