Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #572: Basic Tricorder Operation and Maintenence

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! I'm back! I apologize for being gone so long, it's only for good reasons, I assure you. I've been wanting to get myself back up to speed here at TrekBBS but haven't had the opportunity until now.

First things first, I don't have the last winners worked out and part of the problem for me has been having less time to manage the contests. Going forward, I've decided to scale back this and all contests I run to 3 pictures for each contest. Also, to avoid being unpredictable, Ive decided this will be an every 2 weeks contest going forward.

The contests have been and continue to be a joy to be a part of. Back before I ran contests, I was posting on every one, every week. Saturdays around noon when Rat Boy would post winners of The Movies and TOS contests would always bring excitement. I look forward to continuing running these as long as I am able.

Now enough of that, let's caption!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: ...And when you hold the tricorder like this, it destabilizes the antimatter containment field...

Alarms go off.

La Forge: Whoops.

Crusher: It's true, Will.

Riker: Those crazy terraformers, they actually created a Vodka lake.

Worf: Readings indicate a Tequilla pond nearby.

Data: Thank you, Doctor. Despite having much greater reach and flexibility than humans, I am unable to scratch itches at the center of my back.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Man the WiFi here sucks. Someone ought to look into that.

RIKER: Don't look at me. Wes said he'd take care of it if we put in a pool.

DATA: I always forget. Do I need to dial a one first?

 

[Tenacity]

Data: No Doctor, I do not know what a "wedgie" is.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Your faithful moderator is glad to have you back. I’ll unlock the previous contest when you tell me to so you can post winners. I’d unlock it now but I guaran-damn-tee you somebody would post something new.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

I’ll unlock the previous contest when you tell me to so you can post winners. I’d unlock it now but I guaran-damn-tee you somebody would post something new.

Data: Readings show Mutai Sho-Rin is correct!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The winning entry in the Enterprise Day diorama contest.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Only a few crewmembers attended the Aquaman—The Musical performance art.

 

[Finn]

Data: ....and I would rather if you didn't tell anyone about the tattoo....

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "That is not my Off switch, doctor, that is my arousal switch."

Beverly: "Confirmed, Captain. Lwaxana did indeed contaminate the natural spa while swimming naked, with cooties."

Picard (over the comm): "I knew it!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Announcer: The makers of the E.T. 20th Anniversary "Special Edition" proudly present the Star Trek: The Next Generation 30th Anniversary "Special Edition".

Dr Crusher: There's like twenty bucks worth quarters in there.

Worf: All this running water and the gallon of prune juice I drank earlier make me want to pee.

Dr. Crusher: Your butt plug is really loose Data.

Data: I am aware. I have ordered a replacement recharge cable but it is on back order.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Data, the Captain and I trapped in engineering with a fast acting radiation leak.

DATA: New phone, who dis?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Hello everyone! I'm back! I apologize for being gone so long, it's only for good reasons, I assure you. I've been wanting to get myself back up to speed here at TrekBBS but haven't had the opportunity until now.

Welcome back!

CRUSHER: Despite what the sign on the gate says, there is definitely "P" in this pool.

DATA: Doctor, if you are attempting to play with my on/off switch, I insist that you replicate me flowers and dinner first. Take me to the holodeck at the very least.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

GEORDI: As you see, I rerouted power to make the engines 1.2% more efficient.
PICARD: If you could always do that why weren't they always 1.2% more efficient?
GEORDI: Obviously so I could MAKE them more efficient!

DATA: Curious. I am detecting trace amounts of tea leaves and bergamot flowers. Somebody was drinking earl gray tea in this bed.
BEVERLY: (Reaches for off button)

 

[Qonundrum]

Geordi: "As you can see captain, my new smart phone is a 'Galaxy' class."
Picard: "Don't flaunt it. I am not getting into that fruitless argument about that again. Just ask me one thing: Just how unlimited is Data on it?"

Riker: "Didn't you bring your swimsuit?"
Crusher: "I was thinking the same about you."
Worf: "Today is a good day for the bacteria in the water to die."

Data: "Thank you for moving my groinal attachment to the secondary socket. I can now put an egg whisk in the primary one. Would you like some French toast?"

 

[Tenacity]

Geordi: "Captain, it's definitely different.
Picard: How different?
Geordi: Twenty five percent.
Picard: Don't start with me.

Data: Why yes doctor, after my "off switch" is actuated I can still achieve an erection. Why do you ask?

 

[Leviathan]

Your faithful moderator is glad to have you back. I’ll unlock the previous contest when you tell me to so you can post winners. I’d unlock it now but I guaran-damn-tee you somebody would post something new.

*I* am that somebody!

 

[Leviathan]

Crusher uses Android.

 

[Leviathan]

The Sewage Deck was not as popular as the holodeck.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Beverly: "Doctor Crusher to Engineering. There are no signs of lieutenant commander Skywalker, lieutenant Leia, or ensign Solo. I don't know why they dived into the sewer slash garbage compactor to begin with."