Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #569: Up Close and Personal

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Hello everyone! Sorry for the continuing delays. Many winners have been judged. I'm pressed for time tonight so I'm not posting anything but the new contest. At the moment. I'm reserving the first few posts of this contest for a large number of winners coming this weekend.

 

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Post reserved.

 

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This one is reserved too. Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

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And this one too for good measure.

 

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Picard: Fifty Quatloos on the Borg Drone.

Worf: There's only room for ONE Klingon on this ship!

Sports Commentator: And now, you can see him ready to go for the Galaxy record in Ferengi Throwing.

Ro: I'm trying an experiment, I'll kick you back into phase with normal space.

Riker: (off screen) Computer, deactivate safety protocols.

Barclay: WHAT?!

 

[Mr Soak]

Picard: Number One! No tangoing on the bridge!

And here we se Commander Worf demonstrate a behind-the-back groin punch.

Data: Smooth as a baby's backside? It must be Commander Riker.

Romulan: Oh, the crane! I reckonise that move! I'm a fan of The Karate Kid, too!

Picard: Imitate my accent. After all, I am French!

 

[Herbert]

Worf demonstrates the "Nuht'Grahb", the Klingon signature incapacitation move

 

[Herbert]

Data: Bitch, please

 

[Herbert]

Bajoran massage techniques, while appearing quite violent, were highly effective and relaxing.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: Should be helping Will fight...but must keep uniform straight...

KLINGON (Thinking): Suddenly I really have to go to the bathroom. But I'm supposed to activate Geordi's murder programming. OH NO!

DATA: Calculating exact force needed to execute atomic wedgie.

ROMULAN: Wait, why don't I fall through the floor? Is the gravity plating unphaseable or something? No, no, can't get distracted, I'm chasing a woman here.

GEORDI: On guard, Reg!
PICARD: Who is God's name is Reg? Are you possessed?
GEORDI: Wait...you guys are holograms? I'm the only other real person here? Ugh... I need to get out of here.

 

[tharpdevenport]

It was then that Data realized he had taken his endeavor to be more human too far by enabling underarm odor.

 

[Leviathan]

Starfleet quickly adopted the effective groinal attack known as the "Ro maneuver"

 

[Leviathan]

A rare image of Frakes during contract renegotiations with paramount execs.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Worf: Now I am a merry man!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

BORG DRONE: Hey Locutus? Don't just stand there! Give me a hand!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Romulan ail.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf: "This is how a WARRIOR farts!"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

She's raising Cain...

 

[inflatabledalek]

Riker: A Borg on a starship bridge? Never!

Worf: Hey! I was first in line for Mr. Mott to get the "Discovery" shaved head look.

Data: I am sorry Sir, but it is clear that is possible to "Pinch an inch".

Deep Space Nine Casting Agent: So, Michelle, about this regular role...

Barclay: No, no, no, computer... I wanted the John Nettles Bergerac!