Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #566: Have a drink!
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Picard: Number One, you shouldn't bring alcohol onto the bri- oooo.... this smells smooth.
Guinan: I'm cutting you off Barclay.
Barclay:You're a hologram.
Guinan: I'm not programed to watch you make a fool of yourself.
Scotty: This is what I used to do when I was left in command. What Kirk didn't know, couldn't hurt him.
Worf does not approve of cranberry juice.
Picard: That was very exensive. I'll charge it to your quarters.
WORF: It is green screen.
SCOTTY: Romulan blood and cream. I call it, "Dodgy Cloak".
SCOTTY: This came from my Mirror Universe counterpart. Over there they call him "Snotty", though I dunno why...
WORF: I never drink the Kool-Aid...
RIKER: It comes from a robot named Robbie. Says he can replicate more. And anything else we might need. He's looking for a job.
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Homn: This is how I deal with the stress of working for Lwaxana.
Neti pots...OF THE FUTURE!!!!
Worf: Field rations of urine recyc are without honor!
Homn: This is how I deal with the stress of working for Lwaxana.
Neti pots...OF THE FUTURE!!!!
Worf: Field rations of urine recyc are without honor!
Riker: Sir, we need to have a discussion about your huffing addiction.
Guinan: I can kick a Q's ass. Do you really want to test me?
Scotty: I'm half drunk and I still think this chair is uncomfortable as hell
Worf: One for my homie
Picard learned the hard way the merits of the longstanding order by James T. Kirk, that Romulan Ale should not be served at diplomatic functions
BARCALAY: I'll have a martini. Shaken, not stirred.
GUINAN: You only need shake drinks that have a citrus component, shaking martinis is just for show.
BARCALAY: Nonetheless, I'd like it shaken. And use this.
GUINAN: That's whiskey. Martinis have vodka or gin.
BARCALAY: I'd still like you to use this.
GUINAN: Got it. Dry manhattan that is shaken for fun.
SCOTTY: Try it. It has alcohol instead of synthehol. It doesn't make it taste better, but you feel cool and old school that you are poisoning yourself for no reason.
WORF: I've been working for years on my drinking problem. (Splash)
MR HOMN (Thinking): I don't talk so he can't get mad at me for stealing all his booze.
Picard: *SNIFF* I'm sorry Mr. Worf, but Dr. Crusher is right and this is not a normal urine sample.
Dwight: Aaaaaaand a right wing guy just can't get any work in Hollywood! Damn left wing pinkies. Make America Great Again!
Doohan: So you actually talk to your co-stars between takes? Nuts.
Worf: I specifically asked for a WKD Blue.
Picard: I wish you wouldn't Lurch so.
Deanna Troi (O.S.): "It is not uncommon for the pressures of the job to lead young officers to develop drinking problems."
Scotty: "Drink up, Captain. This here is my own special blend. Guaranteed to grow hair on your head … (pause) … One of them anyway."
Picard: "I call my little head "Oedipus" because his amorous adventures have been "epic." Get it? EPIC!"
Scotty: "Ah, don't ya mean "Odysseus?""
Picard: "Yes, of course. How Freudian of me."
Picard "I bought this from a Feringhee on DS9, Apparently its a 'Founders Reserve'?"
Barclay " OK, I take it back (Hic!) tha'ts a simply gorgeous hat!
Scotty " No idea what it is surr, but I drained it out of the Enterprise A' s phase inverters 70 years ago
Worf "Glass of hooch? no captain! you nearly drank the Vermoothian Ambassador!"
Picard " I Take it they dont have Toilet Duck on your planet then/"
SCOTTY: Here's to James Tiberius Kirk, the finest Captain the Enterprise has ever known...
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