Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #512: Memory Loss

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: I can't even today. Number One, you have the conn. I'll be in my ready room with something a little stronger than Earl Grey.

Data: I'm sorry, Will, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Troi: I sense host-
Riker: That's really getting annoying.
Troi: Look, I have one job on this ship. It's STUPID, but I'm gonna DO IT. OKAY?!

 

[Mr Soak]

Riker: Captain, practicing your yoga in the middle of peace negotiations with the Klingons is a bad idea.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Riker: I'm sorry sir, your 'jazz hands' pose definitely needs work.

 

[shivkala]

Data of Omicron Theta. You have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.

Picard: Yeah, I have no idea what "covfefe" means, either.

 

[Mojochi]

Picard: What the hell. We've tried everything else. Maybe Worf's right this time

Clearly, some of Spiner's early makeup screen tests still had bugs to work out

Captain's Log: Now I know something's amiss. The ship is off balance. Obviously there's one too many command officers on the bridge

Troi: Quick, here comes Will. Act like we like each other. He won't know what to make of that

Riker: When I want any input from the peanut gallery, I'll ask if anyone "senses" anything.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: And apparently...I'm French!

The Doctor Who/Star Trek crossover surprised everyone by picking a Rutan as the villain.

Geordi: Wait...I think my memories are coming back!

Oh God.

Sirtis: And if you sign up as a regular on Star Trek you might get plots nearly as interesting as mine!

Forbes: Taxi!

Riker: You're saying that Buffy totally ripped this episode off?

Troi: Yes, but instead of MacDuff, they had a Loan Shark. A literal Loan Shark.

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Sir, it's Wesley hailing about his Starfleet Academy homework. He wants to know if the Prime Directive applies to civilizations that had warp drive and then stopped using it because every planet out here is full of assholes.
Picard: Beats me! Tell him to call Batanides, that's what I always did!

Data: Sorry Commander Riker, before entering Ten Forward I forgot to turn off my bullshit detector.

MacDuff: Whoa!
Picard: Whooo!
Worf: Wheee!
Riker: What, this is how I sit.

Ro: Do you always accept free drinks from the engineering staff?
Troi: Yes. Why?
Ro: Oh nothing, it may explain why I got the Nyquil Cold & Flu while you just got Robitussen.

Picard: Does anybody else have any useful feedback about how the command staff compensates for their middle age around here?
Riker: I bet CounselorTroi has some useful suggestions.
Troi: Let's just put down the phaser first, m'kay? Sorry - I meant that big, powerful weapon, stud.
Picard; Has anyone seen my executive squeezy ball?
Everybody: YES!

 

[LeadHead]

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[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Riker: "Thanks a lot for messing up my tack collection. I had it all arranged just so."
Troi: "I"ll give you "just so"!"
Picard: "Now I'm sensing feelings of hostility..."

Picard: "What about a half-hearted shrug?"
Riker: "Trust me, sir, just stick with the facepalm."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Why is she here again?
PICARD: She senses stuff.
RIKER: Stuff?
PICARD: Emotions...feelings
RIKER: So, the obvious?
PICARD: Ah.....
TROI: I'll be in my office....

 

[Tenacity]

Data: "Councilor Troi, the alien who fathered your son Ian is back for what I believe is called "sloppy seconds."

 

[Tenacity]

TROI: I'll be in my office....

Riker: "She gets an office?
Picard: "I have a office."
Crusher (os): "I have an office"
Worf (os): "The security chief gets an office."
Picard: "You have an office, it on deck two, section twelve."
Riker: "It's season five, and nobody told me before now !!!"

 

[shivkala]

Riker: "She gets an office?
Picard: "I have a office."
Crusher (os): "I have an office"
Worf (os): "The security chief gets an office."
Picard: "You have an office, it on deck two, section twelve."

Riker: The junior officer's head? That's my office?

 

[Jedman67]

PICARD: "...It was at least this big..."
RIKER: "Yes sir, I remember that time the transporter turned your luggage into a chinook salmon. Sir. A thirty-pounder, at leastm sir. Too bad the good doctor decided it was "unsafe," Sir. Replicated Salmon Steak always tastes like cardboard, Sir."
PICARD: "Will....Will, what on earth are you talking about?"

DATA: "Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me..."

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: - and then when the aliens were standing right here I said "Now Mister Worf!" and the forcefield came down and blew them all to smithereens!
Troi: That's not how it happened.
Riker: That's right! He left out the part where the captain was replaced by a gollum that I fought in hand-to-hand mortal combat! With machetes!

 

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