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Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #493: Free For All

LeadHead

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Hello everyone! Sorry to be late again, holidays are wonderful except that they usually require a huge amount of time. Now that the last couple days are behind me, let's see some winners!

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First up to the plate, we have the "Changes Ahead" Award, going to Happy Xmas (War is over) for:

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PICARD: This doesn't feel right. Data, call the Quartermaster and get collars on these uniforms. Geordi, go down to Engineering. Worf, take Tactical. Riker, grow a beard to cover that chin butt. Counselor, do something about that hideous hair. Someone get the boy a uniform. Doctor, take a year off and get back to me.
YAR: What about me, sir?
PICARD: Sorry, and you are?


Next, we have the "Classic Advertising" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:

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Geordi: And this is literally what your brain looks like on drugs.

Picard: Probably a less effective campaign Mr LaForge.



Next, we have the "Temporal Fashion" Award, going to Wintermute for:

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Picard: Suddenly I am overcome with a vision of my new mission....
Beverly: Steal from the rich and give to the poor?
Picard: No, invent pants.



Next, we have the "No one believes that" Award, going to Smellincoffee for:

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LaForge: *cough* Just adjusting my VISOR.
Worf, Picard: Riiiiiiiight.



Next, we have the "Bells & Whistles" Award, going to Finngle Bells for:

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Picard: Any way you can install a mini-replicator on my end of the table so it'd replicate a cup of Earl Grey...HOT!....every fifteen minutes?

Geordi: ....I don't see why not....sir.


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The Award goes to Shivkala for:

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Picard: Captain's Log--There are way too many people on the bridge. Are there usually this many? Crap, I can't remember all of their names, yet. Let's see, there's Lt. Pinocchio, Lt. Hairclip, Dr. I'dhitthat, Commander BabyFace, Counselor Whatsherpurpose, The Boy, Lt. Tomboyhaircut, the Klingon, CannonFodder, Ensign Imnotevenbotheringtryingtopretendtoknow, and, of course, Ensign Jefferson, who I must invite over for tea and ask him how his family is. I am curious how his wife, Jenny; their sons Tommy and Billy; his father, Edgar; her mother, Eunice; their cat, Mr. Sprinkles; and of course, Todd, their mail carrier are doing.


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Our KBL goes to The Laughing Vulcan for:

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Yar: "Seriously, this is the pose that we're going with for our Christmas cards?"
Worf: "It's perfect. See, the boy already looks like he's photoshopped in. It's traditional."


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

For our final contest of 2016, a favorite of mine: The Free For All!

Any picture from TNG is eligible to be added to the contest and captioned! Put in pictures of characters/aliens who are rarely in the contest, types of photos I usually don't add myself, have fun!

I'll get the ball rolling with one to start:

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Enjoy!
 
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Yar: Yar to Enterprise. I found them. Good news: The rare whiskey survived the shuttle crash.

Picard: (over comm) And the bad news?

Yar: Androids can't hold their liquor any better than Riker and Geordi.
 
Thanks for the win!
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Geordi: Commander? You're using my crotch as a pillow.

Riker: Oh, sorry, Geordi. I'll just move it.

Geordi: I didn't say you had to move it...

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Caption Posters: Leadhead's making us post our own pictures, boo!

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Geordi: You know, I have to admit, the Chief did a great job with the repairs and refit of this station.

Worf: I suppose it is worthwhile to visit, but I cannot imagine being posted here.

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Geordi: Kryptonite! My one weakness!

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Crusher: It wasn't me, this time, Captain, it was Data!

Picard: Just to be safe, though, shut up, Wesley!

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Picard: Captain's Personal Log--Beverly has put in for a transfer to Starfleet Medical and has listed her relationship status on Spacebook as, "It's complicated." What the Hell is that supposed to mean?
 
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The Star Trek/DC crossover began innocently enough, with an attack on a Federation colony by Mr. Freeze. But when the Crossover expanded to include Marvel, and particularly Dr. X, that things got a bit confused.

(Thanks for the win!)


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Bilbo: I'm going on an adventure!
 
Thanks for the win!

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Crusher: So...where are the dolphins?


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Captain's Log: It was one of these days. There's nothing like watching videos of Sehlat cubs after a breakfast with Beverly that lasted two hours, watching a play at the school and Data's latest poem.
 
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LAL: "Happy Birthday Mr. Bald Person!"

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Q: "Happy birthday, Jean Luc!!"

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RIKER: "Happy birthday Captain!"
 
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PICARD: "Aww, isn't it cute how the kids made such a sweet effigy of me?"
TROI: "Actually Sir, that's Commander Riker's voodoo doll...."

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PICARD: "So wait, I push this red button here, tap the blue button twice, then pull the yellow stripes down?"
<pushes button>
O'Brian: "No sir! The yellow stripes go UP- AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

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RIKER: "So chancellor, the question remains to you: Your latinum, or your life?"
FERENGI: <incoherent screaming>
 
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Data: Query: Munchies?

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Data: Captain, it would appear that someone sold the Galileo

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Picard's race car bed was harder to install than anyone had expected

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Data: Geordi, before you turn this woman down, I feel it necessary to remind you about every other day of your entire life

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Riker: Stop me if you've heard this one, a Ferengi, a Vulcan & a constipated Human walk into a bar. The Ferengi asks the bartender "How much will it cost me to loosen these two up?"
 
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Geordi: I have to apologize for my friend, there are some Human expressions he still doesn't understand.

Girl:
Apparently he's grasped the meaning behind "cock block."
 
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DOCTOR: Someone go fix the dish. I'm not missing the finale of the Real Housewives of Q'oNoS just to give this guy a new heart.
 
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GEORDI: Computer, freeze program.
DATA: Geordi, she's not a hologram.
GEORDI So....she actually asked me out?
WOMAN: Standing right here where I can hear you. And I changed my mind
DATA: Smooth.
 
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Riker: So why do they call you "Groppler" Zorn anyway?
...
Don't do that.
Ferengi: Wrong bloody gu -
Riker: GET A LIFE!
 
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CRUSHER: Let me get this straight. If I go to the Academy, I loose my rank and commission and have to start again at the bottom?
 
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