Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #457: Trek of Interest

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Really, Commander?" Award, going to Honorable Ensign for:

Worf: Scanning for minerals is without honor!



Next, we have the "Very much NOT mint condition anymore" Award, going to Nerys Myk for:

WES: What the heck are you doing with my antique records????!!!!
LEFLER: It's called scratching.
WES: That much I can see!


Next, we have the "Windows into the Hard Drive" Award, going to Leviathan for:

LaForge: I found your PADD Data. Cylon poetry? "Musings on the Terminator"? ....I'm showing the captain.


Next, we have the "But that's not important right now" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Riker: Doctor, what does your tricorder say?
Crusher: Ex-Plor Technology Manufacturers, Akron, Ohio.


Next, we have the "Job Security" Award, going to Mojochi for:

Engineering team: (Thinking) All of us are so fired

Our KBL goes to shivkala for:

Data: I'll try, but the Iconians were ancient.

Picard: How old?

Data: They are running DOS.


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

An April Fools Day tradition I enjoy is to have a contest with a different series for this week. In honor of one of my favorite shows, heading to the finish line too quickly, let's spend some time with Person of Interest.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

You are being captioned.
The TrekBBS has a secret system, a machine, it captions for you every hour of every day.
I designed the machine to prevent spam threads but it captions everything.
Captions posts made by ordinary people. People like you.
The Government considers these posts irrelevent. We don't.
Hunted by the moderators, we work in secret.
You'll never find us, but poster or spammer, if your number is up. We'll find you.

Shaw: Fusco, if you say "Are we there yet?" just one more time...

Root: Yeah, that's how cool I am.

Shaw: When I said Bear should be at my birthday party, I meant the dog.

Carter: You overtook me on the leaderboards in the Star Trek Timelines event?!

Zoe: What? The smartest phone is the one that's JUST a phone.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

No Captain's Log entry...?

 

[Finn]

There's not always a Captin's Log entry winner

They ran out of Chewie costumes at the store

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ That's the old City Hall subway station in NYC, isn't it?

 

[Hutchy01]

We've all seen the shining.

 

[hux]

Are we there yet?

Pizza delivery!

I ordered a fucking burger.

Let me just get my dick out and we'll begin.

That awkward moment when you both pretend to be texting to avoid conversation

Why is my phone set to vibrate... and why does it stink of fish?

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAPMAN: Any idea where we are?
EMERSON: First person to say Lost gets punched.

 

[Finn]

This is how it's done, Mr. Dorn.

 

[Smellincoffee]

"Point and click! See? Easy!"

 

[T'Girl]

The special effects on "Ted 3" were inferior to the first two movies.
.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Here's your tip!"

OR


"I said NO anchovies!"

 

[Hutchy01]

Are we there yet?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Emerson: I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango...

 

[Hutchy01]

Emerson: I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango...

Chapman: When Lake and Palmer turn up then you can sing.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW LeadHead!

Driver of Interest: I will turn this car around.
Shotgun Rider of Interest: No you won't.
Milf of Interest: You're not the boss of her.
Dude of Interest: No, but he is the boss of not grabbing the wheel and steering us into a tree.

Sorry, I thought you were Housekeeping ignoring my Do Not Disturb.

I hate Chucky Cheese. Why did I even come in here, I'm an adult woman with a job.

Got Murder?
No.
I'm Murderin' it.
No.
A Diamond is Forever. You're murdered.
Nope.
Good to the last drop. Of HOMOCIDE!
No.
Just do it - Murder One.
No. Look, can't you just say "There's been a homocide" like a normal person?
Finger Lickin' Dead Guy.
Ok, that one's pretty good.

I'm Barbie now, bitches. And a pink vette is how I roll to the Dream Crib.

 

[Jonny]

The picture of Root shooting without looking is quite cool. Just saying. Also, loving reading these.

 

[Captain Crow]

[Root slightly shifts and begins smirking]

[comic beat]

[Finch, Fusco, and Shaw sniff loudly]

[Finch, Fusco, and Shaw glare at Root]

 

[Leviathan]

The group had to finally admit that they'd lost interest thier yearly re-enactment of Waynes World Bohemian Rhapsody

 

[indycar]

Fusco: Women drivers.
Finch: Yep, women drivers.

Well, she shot the stormtrooper, not that it's that hard.

One of the better acting gigs for a former Star Trek main actor.

Reese: I feel like I'm getting crucified here.

Carter: We could start ourselves an empire with that phone.