TNG Caption This! #441: Packed up
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Commander Riker: "Misses Troi, you have a lot of junk in your trunk!"
Lwaxana: "Oh, thank you, comma--"
Troi: "Mother, that's not what he meant..."
VASH: "Good grief Jean-Luc, I just can't take you anywhere! Look at this backpack, you have the straps all twisted, the pocket flaps aren't fastened, you crammed my sweater in there so tightly it's going to be hideously wrinkled, and you packed the shovel on top of our rokeg shortcake ..."
PICARD (THINKING): Merde, I was just looking for a night of some no obligation bump-and-tickle, and the next morning she's ready to send out wedding invitations!
VASH: "... and when we get back from the archaeology site, you can meet my parents, they can't wait to see you ... you will remember to shave won't you? and don't wear that ugly blue V-neck shirt with the ruffles!"
Geordi: Guess what I've got in the case for our road trip. Kajagoogoo, A Flock of Seagulls, the Fixx, the Cure, some Psychedelic Furs, Smithereens, Buggles and Winger!
Riker: I don't know, all...autoerotic sockpuppets? Hey - what happens on Delta Vega stays on Delta Vega.
...
Geordi: THEY'RE NOT ALL AUTOEROTIC SOCKPUPPETS!
Lwaxana: I'm selling Mary Kay now.
Troi: Cosmetics?
Lwaxana: No, actual Mary Kay.
Slappy: There are foooooouuuuuuur lights!
Kurn: We're gonna kill here.
Slappy: They're gonna love us?
Kurn: No, we are going to actually have to kill.
TFTW Leadhead!
Picard: Jesus, I didn't realise it would be so heavy.
Vash: Still, I think that's all the paternity lawsuits you have to take back to Commander Riker.
Worf: This is the suitcase I keep all the fucks the internet has given for the Star Trek Beyond trailer.
Riker: It's OK Abrams, you can come out now, they've forgiven you!
Stuart Baird's Voice From Next Torpedo Over: Can I come out as well?
Riker: No.
Riker: Wait, your suitcase has a Star Fleet logo on it?
Geordi: For a society that's moved beyond material needs we're far to hot on branding.
Riker: I'll show you to your quarters in a moment ambassador, but Lt. Worf's new anal butt plug has arrived.
Troi: Klingon's really don't do anything small.
Picard: Jesus, I didn't realise it would be so heavy.
Vash: Still, I think that's all the paternity lawsuits you have to take back to Commander Riker.
Worf: This is the suitcase I keep all the fucks the internet has given for the Star Trek Beyond trailer.
Riker: It's OK Abrams, you can come out now, they've forgiven you!
Stuart Baird's Voice From Next Torpedo Over: Can I come out as well?
Riker: No.
Riker: Wait, your suitcase has a Star Fleet logo on it?
Geordi: For a society that's moved beyond material needs we're far to hot on branding.
Riker: I'll show you to your quarters in a moment ambassador, but Lt. Worf's new anal butt plug has arrived.
Troi: Klingon's really don't do anything small.
Slappy: You will die slowly, Duras.
Kurn: Enough with the Gowron shtick!
Worf: This is the suitcase I keep all the fucks the internet has given for the Star Trek Beyond trailer.
Data O/S: Commander Riker is bringing the real cases up from the transporter room!
Riker: Did you bring them?
Geordi: Yup.
Riker: Kind?
Geordi: Bologna and cheese.
Riker: Good man!
[case violently shaking with multiple buzzing sounds]
Riker, under breath: Jesus. How many vibrators does the old bag have?
[case violently shaking with multiple buzzing sounds]
Riker, under breath: Jesus. How many vibrators does the old bag have?
Homn: They're all mine ... she doesn't need help!
Picard: Dayum girl, you need to learn how to accessorize!
Lwaxana: Does he want hernia? Because that's how you get hernia.
RIKER: Did you bring the verteron pulser?
GEORDI: Yep.
RIKER: The torque jiggler?
GEORDI: Yep.
RIKER: The hyper-oscillator?
GEORDI: Yep.
RIKER: The spoon-weasel?
GEORDI: Yep.
Riker: The coaxiallation modulator?
Geordi: Yep.
Riker: The quadronic phase tweaker?
Geordi: Yep.
RIKER: The hyper-oscillator?
GEORDI: You asked me that one already.
RIKER: Man, those fish better watch out when they get a load of our fishing tackle!
GEORDI: ...Fishing tackle?
WELL! About damn time. ;-)
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