TNG Caption This! #435: Look!

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  1. LeadHead

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    Happy Halloween everyone! I hope you are having a fun day!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "It is a silly place" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Mr. Green, in the hall, with the revolver" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Historical Inaccuracies" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "The Amazing Picard" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Nathan Ford Motivational Speaking" Award, going to:

    Many Photoshops this week! Couldn't choose between the two finalists, both are winners!

    And...


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    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. Mutai Sho-Rin

    Mutai Sho-Rin Crusty Old Bastard Moderator

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  3. LeadHead

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    Data: And at this point in the video, we can see that I was the only officer on the bridge who was not taking a nap.

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    Worf: Sir, incoming message from your father.

    Picard and Riker: Ignore that.

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    Crusher: Close that airlock! It's ruining my hair!

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    Leighton: Would you put your phone away and get back to work.

    La Forge: I just leveled up in The Simpsons Tapped Out!

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    Data: Commander, I appreciate you doing that at other times when I am sitting at my station.
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Picard: Mister Data, The Illusive Man just posted the thread a few minutes ago. How did Mutai Sho-Rin get it stickyswitched that fast?

    Data: He is a very efficient moderator, Sir.

    (Thank you, Mutai Sho-Rin)
     
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    Leitjen: Ensign! Put your pants back on! :wtf:
     
  6. Mutai Sho-Rin

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    And sometimes just the luck of the timing. Just came back in from patching a leaking bicycle inner tube and there you were with the ones and zeros still wet.
     
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    On the slow days, the Enterprise senior staff modified the briefing room table for shuffleboard.

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    WORF: I'm telling you. Even though we're at peace now doesn't mean we shouldn't be strengthening our fleet to face unknown threats! Whatever destroyed those Romulan colonies...
    PICARD: I don't think that will be necessary Mr Worf.

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    BEVERLY: WESLEY! Did you break the universe again?!

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    LEIGHTON: Yes, you have to hold the camera. And yes, we do have to record this mission and no other missions ever.

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    RIKER: Yeah, I don't understand why all the women we meet who are supposed to be physically tough can have such skinny un-muscular builds either. It seems to violate the laws of physics.
    TASHA: Ahem.
    RIKER: Oh, hey Tasha!
     
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    Data: *buzz* What is Wisconsin?
     
  9. shivkala

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    Thanks for he win! Happy Halloween![​IMG]

    Data: I'm afraid the options are rather limited, Counselor. Despite all our progress, the Halloween costume industry is still pretty misogynistic. So, it's either Sexy Red Shirt or Sexy Nurse.

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    Worf: For the last time, I am not Lt. Yar. Remember, she died a month ago?

    Riker: Whatever you say, Tasha.

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    Picard: Bridge to Sickbay, we're reading a blackhole! What happened?

    Crusher: It finally happened, sir! My son sucked so much he imploded into a singularity?

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    Leighton: Okay, now, keep watching. Lt. LaForge is approaching and it'll only be a matter of time before he hits on me.

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    Riker: Hey, baby, come here often?

    Data: Sir, are you hitting on the indigenous life forms, again?
     
  10. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    LEIGHTON: It is on? Is it on? Where do I look? When do I start talking?

    LAFORGE: That transfer can't come soon enough.

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    WORF: I say we attack!

    PICARD: See, that's the sort of gumption I like in a Security Chief. Keep it up Mister Worf.

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    CRUSHER: I don't think fashion photography is your calling.
     
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    Counselor Troi: (OS)....I came across this...first of all, don't walk up to her from behind like that. It's creepy

    Geordi: (OS) figures...she slapped me several seconds later.
     
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    By the 24th century, humor was no longer the driving force behind image macros. Instead they sought to better themselves and got real boring in the process.

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    RIKER [muttering]: ...and then I'll put my leg up like this. And the operations officer will have to smell them. Yesssssss.
     
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    Data to bridge. Send in the Uhura Dancers.


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    Riker: What's the matter Worf? K'Ehleyr making you wear a banana hammock again?
    Worf: Some women have no sense of proportion!
    Picard: Thank heavens for that.


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    Before I traverse the warp bubble threshold, I'd better release a little warp bubble of my own. It always takes a good five minutes to traverse the threshold of my pant cuffs.


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    Data: Sir, I checked my tricorder readings. Five minutes ago there was no trace of this noxious cloud.
    Riker: A little something for the natives to remember us by, and maybe build a cargo cult around.
    Yar: BY SHAKAREE'S BEARD! DID THAT TRILL CRAWL UP YOUR BUTT TO DIE?!!!


     
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    Picard: We can't seem to get the TV working.

    Data: I am at a loss, captain.

    Troi: Maybe because the TV is behind you, guys.

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    Picard: Suggestions?

    Worf: We fire ten photon torpedoes followed by phasers and laser canons and then send in ground troops to finish them off.

    Riker: It's a planet of helpless children who have asked us for help.

    Worf: Your point?

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    Crusher: Doctor to the bridge. Did we order a powerful, bright, swirly vortex thingy that sucks in time?

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    Leighton: What do you mean, you film all your women?

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    Data: You're such a dick.
     
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    RIKER: All I'm saying is, if she was killed by an alien oil slick, I wouldn't miss her.

    ...she's right behind me isn't she?
     
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    Do I got a little Captain in me?