TNG Caption This! #433: Medical Mysteries

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  1. Nebusj

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    ``If there's nothing wrong with me ... then there must be something wrong with the universe ... and I can fix that with my set of inflatable Enterprise Crew dolls!''


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    Enterprise's tough final round in the Sit Like Kermit The Frog competition.


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    So, why has the fish alien got a tuft of Veronica Lodge hair?


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    I don't want to nitpick, but according to his medical monitor in the back there, Riker's heartbeat just entered the wormhole through to the Gamma Quadrant.


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    ``And how long have you had these delusions that you were a sickbed?''
     
  2. Vanyel

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    Crusher: Okay that's your Viagra shot, now let's go to my quarters.

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    Crusher: Deanna you must have been dreaming, stories like this can't come true. Deanna you're talking in riddles and it's not like you.

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    Diana Muldaur: Okay I did my scene. Now where do I get my paycheck?

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    Crusher: Okay Mr. Worf, clock him and put on the toe tag.

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    Crusher: I told the Captain invisible species should not be on the Enterprise. You're sure he's on the biobed?
     
  3. Triskelion

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    Crusher: We'll get started as soon as the midget arrives.


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    Crusher: Has anyone tried poking him with a stick yet?


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    Crusher: It's space rickets.
    Nurse: Doctor, there's not even a patient here.
    Crusher: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY DIAGNOSIS, TEMP?
    Nuse: No ma'am. Space rickets.


     
  4. Triskelion

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    Pulaski: Wait, I've found your problem....


     
  5. Triskelion

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    Doctor Squeeks:
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  6. inflatabledalek

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    Crusher: This will get you through Planet of the Savage Black People next week.

    LaForge: Better make mine a double dose.


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    Troi: That mirror behind us as we exercised was two way?!!!?!!


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    Pulaski: Based on his hormone levels he's the one man aboard who would actually bang Ambassador Troi.


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    Crusher: Why do all my patients come heavily armed?

    Riker: Was...warned...about...you...


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    Crusher: We can't afford to keep a full stocked blood bank aboard, but we can always find the resources to put lightbulbs in our sickbay bed. I know our patients appreciate it.

    Nurse: Apart from that Romulan who just died from not being able to get a transfusion.

    Crusher: At least he died well lit!
     
  7. Smellincoffee

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    Crusher: Botch ONE circumcision, and you never live it down.
     
  8. Honorable Ensign

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    Troi: I was possessed, unable to control my actions. It was horrible!
    Dr. Crusher: Well, you'll have to get over it quickly, because we've got several crew members here who need counseling. For possession.

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    Dr. Crusher: Starfleet really needs to find room in the budget for some faux patients for these practice exams.
    Nurse: But we don't have budgets in our economy-less society.
    Dr. Crusher: That's no excuse!
     
  9. LeadHead

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