TNG Caption This! #431: Fall Down Funny

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  1. Jonas Grumby

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    Crewman on console: "Oh! My head!"
    Crewman helping: "Holy cow, man! How much did you have to drink?"
    Crewman on console: "You see this console I'm lying on? I thought it was Christie Brinkley."
    Worf: "Who the hell is Christie Brinkley?"
    Crewman on console: "I have no idea! That's how drunk I was!"
     
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    Crewman: I don't mean to complain, but these biometric security authorizations are getting out of hand.
    Worf: Never mind that, prepare for your Security Chief Full Functionality Examination.
    Crewman: Sigh. I miss Yar.
    Worf: Let's see if anyone can pass it this time!


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    Geordi: Disparage my engineering skills, will she?? Well I will show Leah Brahms a blind engineer can be just as good as a sighted one! Just as soon as I can get this door open.


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    Trip: Computer, reduce gravity by point nine percent.
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    In the 24th century, while Dancing With the Stars takes place on actual stars, it remains as ridiculous as ever.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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  7. Sir Rhosis

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    The 289th anniversary of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW...

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    Worst version of "Let's Do The Time Warp Again" ever.
     
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    Geordi: "How about this Leah, blind men make bad lovers huh, bet this is changing your tune."

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  9. inflatabledalek

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    And thank you as well Mr. LH!

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    Captain's Personal Log: Placing a bidet on the bridge was a mistake.


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    Picard: I've clearly forgotten a lot after all those years living in a fantasy. I don't remember you getting so fat number one.


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    Geordi: Hmm, so if every time I touch the ship I'm touching her... Sooner or later I will find the clitoris!


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    Worf: Good idea crewman, just throw yourself onto the console now, it'll save time later.


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    Worf: You are without honour ... only the Chief of engineering is allowed to have sex with parts of the ship!
     
  11. LeadHead

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