TNG Caption This! #383: Halloween Part I!
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Shelby: A pizza oven that can cook 10 large pizzas in 3.5 seconds?
Worf: And your choice of toppings from a thousand galactic civilizations. Gagh! And black olives.
Crusher: Ugggghhhh! Black Olives! It says here they guarantee delivery with quantum slipstream to any part of the galaxy in ten minutes or less, or your order's free!
Data: I must wonder if this is all some elaborate scheme to assimilate the galaxy with nanoprobe-laced pizzas.
Shelby: Ooh, fat free nanoprobe-laced pizzas!
Data: That is highly unlikely -
Crusher: They even have a cellular-peptide pizza.
Data: Anyone got a coupon?
Data: "It appears to be some kind of secret tunnel."
LaForge: "Really? How many terabytes of processing power did that brilliant deduction take?"
Data: "Look, it's not my fault you can't get laid!"
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GEORDI: Wait a minute...this is an anus too!
DATA: I think this thing you call poo is coming on us.
LaForge: These walls are hot.
Data: Wait a minute, I believe I saw this episode during my last TOS marathon.
La Forge: Only one costume left, and the Hallowe'en party starts in half an hour.
Riker: Roshambo you for it.
Picard: Am I the only one on this entire planet capable of replacing the paper towel roll!?!
Shelby: So tell me again why we need to break into the Borg's Ronco Record Vault?
Worf: I just want to see if they have any Victor Borge.
Shelby: ... That joke is a court-martial offense, lieutenant.
Data: I believe I painted this a couple contests ago.
Crusher: Hurry, Data! We only have ten minutes before the feds arrive.
Shelby: Remember: get in, get the cash, get out. Don't touch the jewels, they can't be fenced.
Data: Geordi's social prospects are on screen.
Data: We are not chasing wild gooses, Geordi. We are chasing one blonde child and one very large rabbit.
Thanks FTW Leadhead.
Leland T. Lynch: Wow, that was lucky... Hey guys, it's Leland T. Lynch down here! I don't know how a loose banana skin ended up on that spot, but luckily despite breaking both my arms and legs, I, Leland T. Lynch am still alive! Any chance of a hand for Leland T. Lynch?
Geordi: What a shame, he died instantly after he fell.
Data: Now we will never know what the T stands for.
The cast finally caught up with Stewart Baird.
Ardra: That's not actually a scroll Captain, I use it for... other things.
Shelby: Wasn't this a baby Borg incubator last time you were aboard?
Date: We are in the process of retconning out Borg babies, kindly do not mention them again.
Data: This looks to be a HOLE lot of fun.
Leland T. Lynch: Wow, that was lucky... Hey guys, it's Leland T. Lynch down here! I don't know how a loose banana skin ended up on that spot, but luckily despite breaking both my arms and legs, I, Leland T. Lynch am still alive! Any chance of a hand for Leland T. Lynch?
Geordi: What a shame, he died instantly after he fell.
Data: Now we will never know what the T stands for.
The cast finally caught up with Stewart Baird.
Ardra: That's not actually a scroll Captain, I use it for... other things.
Shelby: Wasn't this a baby Borg incubator last time you were aboard?
Date: We are in the process of retconning out Borg babies, kindly do not mention them again.
Data: This looks to be a HOLE lot of fun.
McKnight: "Suddenly, I feel so...petite."
Data: "That's borderline tacky."
Picard: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Data: Ensign, I fail to see why you are not able to take my place at the bridge tournament tonight unless I remit 1000 credits to your account.
McKnight: Commander, do you see what's on the viewscreen?
Data: Please explain, Ensign.
McKnight: It's all the other crewmen willing to help you.
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