RIKER: Join Starfleet and see the universe, they said. Meet interesting people and influence galactic events, they said. What do I get? Rocks. Auditions for the 24th century Matrix remake were progressing well. CRUSHER: We will never speak of this again. WORF: Don't worry, I'm not proud of it either. DATA: Yeah, you're both my bitches now. RIKER: It's true; UV light does age you.