PICARD (thinking): Don't think to not staring at her boobs! Don't think to not staring at her boobs! Don't think to not staring at her boobs!
TROI (thinking): This could go on for days.
TNG Caption This! #350: Time Capsule: Part 1
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PICARD (thinking): Don't think to not staring at her boobs! Don't think to not staring at her boobs! Don't think to not staring at her boobs!
TROI (thinking): This could go on for days.
Troi: "I just found out that Vash and Beverly Crusher are dating. Ain't that a kicker?"
Worf: This is why I don't kiss `em on the lips.
Picard: You'd think whoever designed this damned thing would have more than one turbolift accessing the bridge!
Picard: For Christ's sake, woman, his name is Will! Will! Not Bill!
Troi: I think I've known Bill longer than you have, Captain.
Crusher: Don't shoot, I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Picard: Shouldn't I be getting Geordi for this, Beverly?
Crusher: But fixing people is my job! Honestly, how often do I get to come to the bridge?
TROI: It's wonderfully shiny!
PICARD: Wonderfully isn't enough Counsellor, it's only the beginning.
Troi: "Will and Geordi were pointing at me, snickering like a couple of school boys, and using a term I'd never heard before. They said I should ask you. So...what's a 'camel toe'?"
Troi: And then she told him he was so angry all the time because he had a raisin in his pants.
Picard: Just what the ship needs. Another counselor dispensing nuggets of wisdom.
Troi: I think it's because he's got a raisin in the closet.
FTW Leadhead, the king of captioners!
Riker: You know, when we sort this mess out we should ask the Binar's to keep this feature installed, it'd stop just anyone wandering into vital areas of the ship and taking over engineering or stealing a shuttle craft even if they're a known villain or five year old child.
Picard: I can't see much use for that.
Riker: We've come back from caption contest 351... your captions will be terrible and you won't win anything! Come up with some better ones!
Turbo Riker: Considering all the effort it must have taken to build a time machine, just using it to give us this message suggests a real paucity of ambition doesn't it?
Riker: The caption contest is the most interesting thing you're going to do all week.
Worf: Whoa, those neck slugs must have some weird side effects, I could have sworn the admiral suddenly turned into a man who was 30 years younger in a bad wig when he delivered that roundhouse kick.
Picard: Hang on, now we're in HD you can see these screens don't say anything, it's just a string of random 1's and 0's!
Data: The set designer must die!
Riker: You know, when we sort this mess out we should ask the Binar's to keep this feature installed, it'd stop just anyone wandering into vital areas of the ship and taking over engineering or stealing a shuttle craft even if they're a known villain or five year old child.
Picard: I can't see much use for that.
Riker: We've come back from caption contest 351... your captions will be terrible and you won't win anything! Come up with some better ones!
Turbo Riker: Considering all the effort it must have taken to build a time machine, just using it to give us this message suggests a real paucity of ambition doesn't it?
Riker: The caption contest is the most interesting thing you're going to do all week.
Worf: Whoa, those neck slugs must have some weird side effects, I could have sworn the admiral suddenly turned into a man who was 30 years younger in a bad wig when he delivered that roundhouse kick.
Picard: Hang on, now we're in HD you can see these screens don't say anything, it's just a string of random 1's and 0's!
Data: The set designer must die!
Troi: "Just finished up my psychology appointments for today. By the way, did you know that Reg Barclay has a huge man-crush on you?"
Picard: Shouldn't I be getting Geordi for this, Beverly?
Crusher: But fixing people is my job! Honestly, how often do I get to come to the bridge?
Geordi: You know, I'm right here.
Picard: Huh? Oh, damn. Sorry, Lt., you know how it is with Starfleet and Black Helmsmen.
Riker: "Dam! Just like my last date with Deana"
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