TNG Caption This! 348: Uncomfortable Moments

[2takesfrakes]

Q: "I just got this image in my head of Pulaski naked. Just popped in there ... ew. Ew!"

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: New orders, Number One - all soap is to be on a rope.

 

[juren1980]

Riker: Your orders were "Dress uniform", sir.

Helena: We need to talk about your "painstick ladies" collection?
Sergey: (thinks) Oh no, she thinks they are Worf's.

"In another time and place, this caption would be funny."

Geordi: Data, what did you do?
Data: The Captain wanted Q to fully experience being human... so I've made Q pregnant.

Riker: (thinks) Damn, the Captain has a fine ass.

 

[Armored Saint]

HELENA: I know it's like a demotion, but at least, be proud as father.
[two hours later]

PICARD (os): Considering who made a good job and who totally sucked during DaiMon Lurin's attack, I'm pleased to introduce a new function to specifically supervise the XO and the security chief...please welcome our new Sheriff: ALEXANDER ROZHENKO!

 

[Armored Saint]

GEORDI: Data, you're an excellent Starfleet officer, but as a tailor you leave much to be desired.
DATA: Are you meaning that Q is suffering because the suit I replicated for him is squeezing his no more omnipotent package?

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Picard: Don't go that way, Will. There's a caption contest in that direction. You'll get horribly mocked.
Riker: There's a man in a skirt in the other direction. We're doomed either way, sir.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sometimes, on long boring shifts, Riker's mind would wander.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Riker's crewmates began to wonder why he'd rather stay at the Y-M-C-A than go to Risa.

 

[Armored Saint]

RIKER (thinking): Great, Nerys Myk's again gonna win the Photosop award.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!