TNG Caption This! 348: Uncomfortable Moments

[Avro Arrow]

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Sergey: I know it's uncomfortable, Worf, but it's time we taught you about the raptors and the glob flies...

Riker: No, Mr. Crusher, keep those lights off! I don't want those trick-or-treaters to know we're home!

Q: ♫ Never gonna give you up... ♫
LaForge: Dammit, Data, we just got Q-rolled!

Riker (thinking): It's been three and a half centuries, and I'm still pissed they cancelled Firefly.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Riker to LaForge. Report to the bridge.

LAFORGE: What's the problem?

RIKER: We need to replace a lightbulb.

 

[Armored Saint]

HELENA: So, did your friends finally understand we're not Russians, but Bielorussians?
WORF: No, they think Bielo is a Klingon prefix, sigh.

 

[bbjeg]

Riker: I agree, it'll look great on you.
Picard: I always feared showing off my legs though.

Helena Rozhenko: We're your parents
Worf: I know you're not actually my parents.
Helena Rozhenko: What makes you say that? The forhead? I told you your father accidentally sat on your head as a child.

Picard: Numbah one, take an away team down to the planet. What's it called Data?
Date: The Certaindeath planet.
Riker: Man I can go for a beer.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Sergey: Son, I don't understand. Why would you think your mother is a Harlem Globetrotters fan?

Helena: I get it. Oh, ha ha ha ha, good one!

Got 'stache?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Theodore Bikel: "That's twenty-four in a row, Michael. If Georgia makes you blow one more take, you owe her $1000!"

 

[Alrik]

TFTW LH!

Picard: "I was thinking, maybe Deanna might be more attracted to you if you grew a beard."

Troi (O.S.): "Yuck, I'm not kissing you with that beard."

 

[Mojochi]

Picard: There are occasions when I wish we still had the fashions from Kirk's time

Worf's Mom: We actually let you see us on purpose, so when you grew up you'd know how Humans have sex

Riker: Computer, discontinue, Riker-Date-Night-Lighting program 4

Troi: You don't use my chair do you?

Geordi: Thank you so much for showing him that your genitals detach...... Dr. Crusher to Engineering

Captain's Log: Let the record show, that for the entirety of Cinco de Mayo I'll be referring to Commander Riker as "Numero Uno"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TFTW LH!

Picard: "I was thinking, maybe Deanna might be more attracted to you if you grew a beard."

Goldshirt: "I thought she was his beard."

DATA: I am not sure this is an engineering problem. Perhaps he should call Dr. Crusher.

Q: I don't care, just get Picard's boot out of my ass!

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Why sure, Beverly, I'll see your son gets lots of attention...from the bridge crew. Now about that dinner....

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Wesley: That's the other home tape Tasha made? Apparently, drugs aren't the only thing that make you fell good.
Riker: Keep your hands above the console, Mr. Crusher.

Picard, offscreen: Oh, Will, can I borrow your hair again? I promise I'll dye it back to its "natural color."

Sergey Rozhenko: Worf, now that you have been discommendated, you can return to the theater with us! Think of it: I'll be Tevye, and you can be Lazar Wolf.
Helena Rozhenko: We don't want you to waste all those singing lessons on Klingon opera anymore.

 

[Roddenberry]

Picard: So Number One, do you think I could pull that look off?
Riker: Permission to not speak freely sir.

Helena: And Worf, you wouldn't believe where Sergey has just put his thumb.
Worf: Mum, Dad, why do you always embarass me like this?
Sergey: Don't be such a stick in the mud son.

Riker: You did fill in your insurance forms, didn't you Wesley?

Data: But I don't get why Q is laughing Geordi, if your mother was that fat, wouldn't that be a serious medical problem?

Riker Thought Bubble: And who'd have thunk it, all I needed to be awesome was a beard.

 

[Armored Saint]

KYLE RIKER (os): Here's Willie naked doing pooh pooh on the potty....
WORF (os): Nice NX-01 potty!

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Oh, really, Patrick? You've been offered X-Men, besides all of the other projects you already told me about? That's great. Really. No, I don't mind hearing about it. No, it's ok ...go ahead."

 

[2takesfrakes]

"I can see the seams and stitches in your rubber head, Worf. Serge, did you notice?"

"I wasn't looking ..."

 

[Armored Saint]

HELENA: Don't be ridiculous, you look great!

 

[Finn]

Kyle Riker: (OS)....and how he got his first stiches

Bridge Crew: (OS) *roaring laugher*

Deanna: (OS) He looks adorable in that tutu!...

 

[2takesfrakes]

^HA!!!

 

[Armored Saint]

KYLE RIKER: Don't be ridiculous, you look great!

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Number One, correct that crewman in the skant, over there - he's got a fallout problem from his left leg. Remind him that wearing regulation underwear is NOT optional...!"