Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Feb 10, 2014.
Data attempts to mask his New Car smell ...
"Beverly - mon amie - you know, I ... I couldn't help noticing how this room seems very dimly lit. How long has it been like this? Nevermind. Let me call Geordi right now, and have him correct the malfunction ..."
"... Are you insane?"
"... Worf, what do you want? Is honor all you care about? Don't you feel anything else?"
"As a matter of fact, K'Ehleyr, I do: My 'roids are flaring up again."
Riker: When you've been wooed by Will Riker, you know you've been wooed.
Minuet: Ok, just don't muss my dress, the USS San Francisco is on shore leave this week and I don't have time to be changing outfits between crew deployments.
Worf: Warp five, helm. Ah, the open space road.
K'Ehleyr: Watch out for that moon.
Worf: STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!
"Sacré bleu! At this moment, I can't tell who's prettier: Minuet ... or Commander Riker?!"
Captain's Log: I definitely need a new first officer, this one is just full of himself.
RIKER:Youre eyes are as mysterious as the stars!
Thanks for the win from two weeks ago!
Minuet: "Can you do me one favour?"
Riker: "For you, anything."
Minuet: "Can you tell your Captain to zip up his pants?"
Worf: "I love it when you cosplay as a Vulcan and get all emotionless in bed..."
K'Eylehr: "I don't cos... You son of a bitch! You've been sleeping with that slut Selar!"
Crusher: "You can let go of my hand now Jean Luc, it's beginning to hurt... Jean Luc?"
Picard: "Try saying croissant once more Beverly..."
Geordi: "I must be doing something right! The last time we had a date in a caption contest. You'd already had SOS tattooed on the soles of your feet by now!"
Data: "Eau de WD40. I've got a date with a couple of sparkplugs tonight. They're twins, and are really hot with lubejobs. Don't wait up, losers!"
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Captain's Personal Log: Just for fun, I've rigged the holodeck to create Riker's latest light and photons girlfriend to be based exactly on his mother as a young woman.
Dorn: You know, considering Klingons are popular and frequently recurring characters you'd think the tight wads with their hands on the budget strings would pimp for new uniforms rather than make us wear decade old ones!
Plakson: It's alright for you, I'm in Maltz' cosutme!
Picard: Are you sure you don't have a little French in you?
Picard: Would you like some?
Beverly: I don't fall for that joke a third time!
Geordi: I hope this goes better than my time on the Holodeck with that projection that turned out to be based on Riker's mom.
Riker: Wait... what they hell? What sort of a world have we created where bingo has outlasted aphrodisiacs?
HENSHAW: Sorry, Geordi. I'm a lesbian.
GEORDI: Computer, end program Laforge-Henshaw 1. And find out who keeps hacking my holo files!!!!
Picard: "I'm sorry, Beverly, but I'm already married...to my ship."
Crusher: "But, Jean Luc, there are things I can give you that the ship can't."
Picard: "No, that was only true before the holodecks were installed."
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