TNG Caption This! 343: Proper Procedures

[Triskelion]

Data: I can understand Starfleet ordering an android to stay at his post during the crew's shore leave; but it just adds insult to injury to someone with your disability -
Geordi: Wait - my disability?
Data: Well, you know, you're bl - you know.
Geordi: What, blind? You think a blind man is too delicate to work unpaid OT?
Data: No Geordi, not blind.
Geordi: Oh, because I'm black, you think I'd have a prob -
Data: No Geordi, I was trying to avoid pointing out the fact that you are a blithering idiot when it comes to women, even on Risa.
Geordi: Oh, well that's - hey!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Data's experimental Two-Man Chinese Finger Trap did not prove very amusing among the crew.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Worf: These stage shows are so boring. 24th century glam rock has no honor!

 

[T'Girl]

Deanna: "I just beamed out some poop."

 

[Armored Saint]

TROI: I sooo love my new dress, I'm a priiiiiincess!
WORF: Pfff!
TROI: Come on, my father used to read me stories from about princess and knight when I was a little girl.
WORF: My human parents used to read me these stories too, Counselor!
TROI: Look Worf, the Captain's chair is like a throne...Will is like the prince charming...you Worf...you're like a a noble knight...
WORF: I AM A NOBLE KNIGHT! Princesses just don't get STD from Devinoni Ral.

 

[LeadHead]

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