Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by The Illusive Man, Jan 7, 2014.
Picard (o.s.): Will, are you all right?
Riker: Sorry, sir. I've got the rockin-pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
RIKER:...and I used to believe him when he called me Number One...
TROI: Pain! Sadness! Suffering!
BEVERLY: Deanna, what's wrong?
TROI: The ensigns are watching Game of Thrones. This happens every time somebody dies.
GEORDI: That's not how you snap.
RIKER: I've decided to stay with the Klingons. Their women don't cry so much.
PICARD: You see Will? When you lean over Geordi like this it makes him really uncomfortable.
GEORDI: THANK YOU.
PICARD: Did you really just give orders to change the dress code for bridge officers?
RIKER: Only for counselors.
PICARD: Not buying it, Riker. Get your ass to bridge and start your shift!
Admiral Leadhead: Sorry folks but I've been fighting a cold all week and I'm not the best judge of comedy in that state. Either tomorrow or Saturday will be the start of the next contest. In the meantime, I fully encourage and support "LeadHead is late" captions, there'll be a special award for it....
The crew took Ned a little too seriously...
Data: Despite not having emotions, I must admit, after slaving away at captions all day, only to have Leadhead get sick and push off the contest again, all I can do is fantasy about crushing his head as if it were an ant's!
Riker: Leadhead being "sick," and postponing yet another contest was the last straw! I'm going off to start my own thread, who's with me?
Geordi: But, but, Leadhead promised he'd have the new thread up by this past Tuesday...
Picard: And you believed that bull merde?
Riker: *grunting, obviously in pain* Sir, how much longer must we stand here? I feel like I've been in the same position for 11 days.
Picard: A few more hours, a day at most, just hang in there Number One, I'm sure Leadhead will have the new contest up in no time.
Worf: A true Klingon warrior can go a month without moving in a caption contest without complaining, Sir.
Picard: Sorry Geordi, I still got laid last night.
Geordi: Just don't say it was -
Picard: Christy Henshaw. She kept pouring coco no no's into me.
Georfi: @:&#?*! <storms out>
Picard: Why aye man! Get me Warp 7 for ya's like!
Picard: Get it? I'm GEORDIE La Forge!
Riker: I need a transfer.
PICARD: Have I mentioned how imaginative the Risian women are?
Worf: Security, she's doing it again.
Riker: "Alright, you win. Deanna's hair isn't the most ridiculous thing on the bridge."
RIKER: Actually, I'm kinda turned on right now.
RIKER: Sorry Lwaxana, the Captain has been called by Admiral Nechayev for a secret assignment just two minutes after you announced you're visit.
RIKER: Sir, I think for your well-being you should no more read Shakespeare in the ""original"".
WORF: Captain, I must say you've never looked so fine as now.
Thanks for your patience! Here's the new contest!
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