TNG Caption This! 320: On top of the world

[Nerys Myk]

Troi suddenly realized she had no real purpose on the bridge.

 

[Mistral]

Geordi: "I borrowed one of Riker's feet. I just figured it looked sexier."

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

 

[Holdfast]

GEORDI (thinking): I knew I needed Odoreaters.

TROI (thinking): I hate it when they start having erotic daydreams.

STUBBS: Yes, that's exactly how big the violin is when it comes to how much I care about killing nanites.

DUDE 2ND FROM LEFT: Neat superpower!
DUDE ON LEFT: Incoming, not outgoing!
DUDE 2ND FROM LEFT: Oh.

RIKER: And the next person to comment on the outfit doesn't just get knocked out. Understood?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Geordi's date started to go better once he got his boots off.

 

[Triskelion]

Troi: I'm sensing...curried oyster...and...Old Milwaukee.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!

 

[Noname Given]

Watching a live performance of "Roots" while wearing his "Geordi LaForge" costume from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" didn't seem to be going over well, or impressing Levar's date.