Worf (thinking): "This PowerPoint is going well. I hope I didn't mix my hand phaser up with my laser pointer again." Geordi: "LaForge to Picard, we've had a database error and all the beverages have been replaced with laxatives! Might want to keep away from the replicator." Picard: "Pakleds and Ferengi? The universe has truly discovered how to divide by stupid." Riker: "That's one hell of a pothole. What the hell are they doing with my tax dollars?" Jameson: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?" Picard: "Yes, actually."