Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain
Picard: No, Number One, I don't agree with you that technology is ruining our face-to-face interactions. Now, if you'll excuse me, Computer, contact Lt. Worf, I wish to speak with him immediately!
Picard: If funny caption is put on my picture, does that make me Philosopicard?
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Data: ...so, clearly, you have much to owe to your Vulcan ancestry. And furthermore, your whole race is derivative of the Roman Empire on Earth, right down to the etymology of the name "Romulan," as well as that of the Remans, which can be traced back to the story of Romulus and Remus...
"Setal": ...says the android with the highly original name of "Data."
Picard: Ugh, 1,000 channels and all we get is the Romulan News Service?