TNG Caption This! 256: Back to basics

[TrickyDickie]

Riker: "....and don't be late tonight for 'American Idol' on the holodeck. I'll be singing 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'."

Wesley: "Last week he insisted on doing 'Love In An Elevator' while we were in one of the turbolifts!"

Deanna (offscreen): "I see we need to begin the 'Beard Therapy' sessions again...."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Beverly: "So you say you were fine until you had to put your left foot on the yellow circle?"

Worf: "Klingon warriors do not have any training exercises that approximate something like 'Twister'."

Alexander: "They asked us to leave the party when he swung on the piñata with his bat'leth."

 

[Captain April]

Riker: And, like, this chick on Risa, like, was totally hawt and like, totally into me.

Geordi: Sure, Will, whatever you say.

Picard (thinking): I should've stayed with the Borg.

 

[Captain April]

Riker: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin alive. Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiive...

 

[TrickyDickie]

Geordi: "....when all of a sudden Data yells 'Food Fight!' "

Riker: "There's still replicated jello in my beard!"

Picard: "I believe that the french fry that went down the back of my shirt is working its way lower."

 

[Captain April]

Troi: Do you notice anything different about me? Do you? Captain? Captain? Captain are you listening to me?

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Troi: Captain, I was wondering. Is there anything I could, well, do for that promotion?

Ensign: Party at Troi's!

Riker: Wait, I wasn't informed.

 

[Ln X]

Troi: So you see... (laughs) I'm gay!
Picard: Counsellor I don't think your shock therapy is working.
Troi: Well if I can't be a counsellor can I pilot the ship then?
Picard: Nooo! Absolutely not! Last time you crashed the ship!

Worf: Nice boobs!
Beverly: Sorry?
Worf: I meant boots! Yes that's it.

Geordi: blah blah technobabble stuff transflixor coil blah blah blah...
Riker: For Godsakes shut up!
Picard: Number one, kindly escort Geordi to the nearest vacant airlock and get him off my ship! I don't mind a blind guy but a one that speaks technobabble is wrong! WRONG!

Wesley: Sorry sir I activated the self-destruct sequence... again.
Riker: Shit Wes! This is why you need all this practice before I even consider letting you man the conn!

One empty hotel... Two guys... One gall... Three tight uniforms... Getting into each others pants...

 

[Ln X]

Tasha Yar: There's nobody here.
Data: I believe this is the perfect opportunity to initate Tasha Yar program 1.
Worf: What's that?
Data: Never you mind my fine ridged friend, you scout the surrounding area while me and Yar investigate this spot. If you hear any screams please ignore them.
Worf: Screams? Oh...

 

[Ln X]

Worf: Are you sure my moobs are fine?
Beverly: Don't worry Worf they're still really firm.
Worf: Good, there is no higher dishonour to a Klingon then saggy moobs...

 

[Ayelbourne]

Little did people know that perfecting the famous Picard facepalm had required a substantial amount of practise.

 

[Gary7]

Troi: "You forgot to check the shipping costs, didn't you?"
Picard: **sigh** "Yeah..."

 

[Gary7]

Yar: "I think they went a little overboard on this brig."
Worf: "We would not even be IN here, if it hadn't been for that ridiculous idea of yours to try out-drinking that Nausicaan."
Yar: "I was just following your lead."
Data: "May I make a suggestion?"
Yar/Worf: "No!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: You're checking your makeup on the top of my head, aren't you?

 

[Mistral]

Worf: He's just a friend

Crusher: Whatever you say, but he's kind of young, & the priest outfit isn't helping

Crusher(continuing) : "Not to mention, you both are suffering from the same strain of syphilis."

 

[ncc71877]

Picard watching Presumed Innocent.

Troi: "The WIFE did it!!"

ncc71877

 

[inflatabledalek]

Troi: You know your AMT Enterprise would have been worth a fortune if you'd left it in the box?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "Oh, yes, we empaths pick up all kinds of fleeting images from people's minds. For instance, that little picture of Beverly bent over a table you get every time you think about her? Oh, and that recurring image you have of Geordi standing on a beach shirtless! That's an odd one!"

 

[boco]

Troi: Will resigned and got the command of the New Pegasus and Wesley graduated from starfleet, he asked to be assigned to Enterprise, so you got yourself a new numbah one,captain,Wes accepted the job!

Picard's reaction when he found out about TATV

 

[inflatabledalek]

Troi: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus...

"You're bald... from Yorkshire... You're Brian Glover!