TNG Caption This! 256: Back to basics

[TrickyDickie]

Riker: "So, how long has Data been hoarding underwear?"

LaForge: "The pile has evidently been growing for weeks."

Picard: "My Charlie Brown and Snoopy briefs deserve more respect than to be left languishing at the bottom."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Worf: "The goat leggings from Dragnet 1987 were bad enough, but that costume is an insult to Klingons!"

Crusher: "Better not let anyone hear you say that. Do you really want them to make me operate on you with a set of salt and pepper shakers?"

 

[Gary7]

Troi: "It's OK, Captain. You don't have to tell me. I'm empathic, remember?"
Picard: "Alright counselor, I need to be alone now. Please leave."
Troi: "Sir, erectile dysfunction is completely treatable. I'll give Beverly a heads-up."
Picard: "Don't! That's exactly what I couldn't do--hey... you can't read minds, just emotions. How did you know?"
Troi: "Women's intuition." (grin)

Worf: "Uh, Dr. Crusher..."
Beverly: "Yes, Worf?"
Worf: "You're sticking that device into my left nipple."
Beverly: "Oh! Sorry..."

Riker: "What do you mean, you don't have a plan? It was your idea to induce him into a semi catatonic state. Now what?"
Geordi: "Uhhh..."

Riker: "And don't forget to super-size the fries!"
Wesley: "Commander Riker, I thought you were on a diet?"
Riker: "Nah, with my metabolism I'll always remain trim and fit."

Guide (OS): "And here we have the Next Generation mannequin room. Presently, we have a special sale on Lt. Yar, Lt. Data, and Lt. Worf examples."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard (OS, shouting from ready room): "Hey! Will someone stop screwing around with the circuit breakers! I'm trying to play Duke Nukem 3-D in here!"

 

[Gary7]

Picard (OS): "And remember... the last one left standing not only gets to leave, but will be promoted to Lt. Commander."
Riker (OS): "Let's get it on!"

 

[Gary7]

Yar: "I don't get it. I don't see any stalls or sinks. This is supposed to be the restroom? And why did you come in here, Data?"
Data: "I am here only out of curiosity."
Worf: "I really have to pee. I think I'll just use this opening over here."
Yar: "Ewww!"

 

[Gary7]

Data: "I do believe you will have a terrific time, Worf. I have educated Tasha in a myriad of techniques. Oh, and the fold out bed is triggered by that button on the wall. Enjoy!"
Tasha: "Say, what??"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

^ Superb.

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Hey, guys? I have found something very unusual going on in this room over here."

 

[Finn]

Data: "I do believe you will have a terrific time, Worf. I have educated Tasha in a myriad of techniques. Oh, and the fold out bed is triggered by that button on the wall. Enjoy!"
Tasha: "Say, what??"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Really well-done, isn't it?

 

[Gary7]

Really well-done, isn't it?

Thanks! Glad you liked it.

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Intriguing. I think I will go for ride. Rotate B-pod for EVA please, Hal."
HAL (OS): "I'm sorry, Data. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUARDIAN: Uh, forget you saw that.

 

[boco]

LeadHead, thanks for the win!

Picard: "That's the fourth ticket this month, Deanna. You've got to take this more seriously--one more and they're going to impound the ship."

Troi: But , sir, the last one doesn't count. It was for speeding- you asked me to run from my mother's shuttle!

Picard(thinking) :Oh-oh! ...Merde! I think I put on Vash's tanga ...

 

[TrickyDickie]

GUARDIAN: Uh, forget you saw that.

^^^ Lovin' it!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Data: "We all know if I walk through it's going to beep."

Tasha: "Last time it took 45 minutes to get through."

Worf: "Cavity searches are not honorable!"

 

[boco]

Deanna: captain, we should do something about the headpalm.. you must stop doing it, or else you'll loose all the hair you have left

 

[TrickyDickie]

Tasha: "What the hell is Data doing?!?"

Worf: "He found an old novel by Stephen Goldin and now he's going to make us all 'Trek to Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World'."

 

[boco]

PIcard tried so hard NOT to fart in the turbolift, that he was about to explode