TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Pulaski: "I told you that you're allergic to blueberries, why did you eat the muffins?"
    Admiral Ackbar: "They were a trap!"
     
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    Pulaski: You get to go to the special ward with the fishhead guys and the android.

    Reminds me of this Youtube re-edit.
     
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    Picard: Hey Doc, wanna see my Troi impression? I lean down by my double and put my head next to his.

    Troi: Standing right here!

    Picard: With my two heads as on display as ever.
     
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    Picard: "Dr Pulaski what are you doing with Data?"
    Pulaski: "Commander Riker had informed me Data was programmed with multiple techniques and in the interest of medial science I asked Data to describe a few to me!"
     
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    Picard: "Oh my god he has been decapitated"
    Troi: "Is he dead?"
    Pulaski: "We wont be sure until we find the head!"
     
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    Picard: "He's actually more human than you'd think."
    Pulaski: "It is? But it's a machine, a copy. There's nothing biological about it at all. It doesn't even have feelings."
    Data: "Hey, that's not fair! That does it--I'm putting in a request for Dr. Crusher to come back."
     
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    Data: "It appears Worf managed to break into the protected files area. He had been watching Rigelian porn videos for approximately 2.5 days before passing out."
    Pulaski: "Klingon physiology is impressively strong, but I don't know how he lasted that long."
    Wesley: "Gosh... can I see some?"
     
  9. inflatabledalek

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    O'Brien: No lad, you shouldn't see your Mum like that.
     
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    Pulaski: "Whelp. That was a nice orgy. Who's up for seconds?"
     
  11. The Squire of Gothos

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    Data; So organic life has an off switch too, fascinating.
     
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    Wesley: "Welp, who's up for the Klingon ritual of putting his hand in some warm water?"
     
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    Pulaski: You can't do that. It has a different effect on Klingons. It often causes the Klingon version of Pon Farr that sets them on the nearest adolescent....

    Picard: (OS) Make it so!
     
  14. Captain Crow

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    Pulaski: Do you have anything to say to the listeners at home?


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    Freddy Fishberg: Hey lady! That's not a medical tool its a sonic screwdriver.

    Pulaski: So.

    Freddy Fishberg: It's a screwdriver! All it does is screw things, break seals, and pick non-deadlocked locks.

    Pulaski: Well they use it as a medical device on "Doctor Who".

    Freddy Fishberg: Ugh.


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    Data: Captain, is this the point I am suppose to perform a "motor boat" on Doctor Pulaski?


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    O'brien: I get he was knocked out by the gas but, why did he stick his thumbs up his ass?

    Pulaski: Fuck if I know.
     
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    Data: "Doctor, you have something on your uniform, right there."

    Pulaski: "Not falling for it, Data."

    Riker: "I'll have to remember that one."

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    Worf: "I must warn you, relations with a Klingon can be very...intense."

    Pulaski: "I'll try and go easy on you."

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    Alien: "Is that a scanning device?"

    Pulaski: "Melted butter dispenser."

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    Picard: "But will he pull through?"

    Pulaski: "Captain, its just a hang nail."

    Troi: "The Captain has become a little over protective of the Bridge Crew."



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    Geordi: "Sorry Doc, these Klingon rituals tend to be a bit of a sausage fest."

    Pulaski. "That's just the way I like it."
     
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    Data: Doctor, if you're not going to look, can I stop saying "ahhhh"?

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    Worf: It's red, flaky, and about this big.
    Pulaski: How many times have I told you not to wear your sash without a shirt? Go in exam room one and sit down while I get the ointment.

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    "What are your opinions on the recent financial crisis?"

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    "Riker, I told you that you're allergic to peanuts!"

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    Picard: So, they couldn't find his head?

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    Data was disappointed with the reception of "On Moonlight Bay".
     
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    Data: *thinking* I'd like to bust you up too
     
  18. Isis

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    Data: "Excuse me, doctor, but where did you get that uniform jacket? I have been feeling a little plump lately myself, and I think it must be just the piece of apparel to camouflage those extra ten pounds."



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    Picard: "I hate to be a backseat driver, Doctor, but perhaps your results might have been better if you'd used aseptic technique."

    Troi: "Or at least washed your hands."



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    At the Klingon talent contest, the Enterprise crew killed.
     
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    Alien: "I'm a fish, dammit! Hosing me down isn't enough. I need a big friggin' tank to swim in, lady. Hurry!"


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    Data: "And I'll have a grande latte. Low fat milk, please. I'm watching my weight."
    Pulaski: "Very funny. You're a machine Data and you don't drink. You'll get nothing."
    Riker: "Captain?"
    Picard: "Dr. Pulaski, you're not doing a very good job of making yourself popular around here."
     
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  20. Gary7

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    *In the holodeck sauna*

    O'Brien: "So Klingons really do have a weakness after all. They can't stand the heat."
    Pulaski: "I'm afraid so."
    Wesley: "I'm... I'm feeling faint..."