TNG Caption This #211: Beep Beep!

[LeadHead]

Good evening Everyone, lets get right to business!

First up, the "Mixed Messages" Award goes to:

Crusher (to self): "I've so been looking forward to the anniversary of my first date with Jean-Luc. I wonder what thoughtful surprise he's come up with."

Picard (to self): "I've been so bored lately. Booking that trip to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet was definitely the right move. Now is probably a good opportunity to ask Beverly if she'll 'babysit' my plants while I'm gone."

Next, the "Name Calling" Award goes to:

Troi: "WORF!"

Riker: "Mr. Worf. You will address the Captian as either Captain or Sir. Hey Yo Chrome Dome is not acceptable."

Picard: "*sniff* You have the Bridge, Numbah One *sniff*. I'll be in my Ready Room."

Next, the "Counselor Callaghan" Award goes to:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Mark 44 Phaser, the most powerful hand weapon in the federation, and would Vaporize your head clear off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Next, the "Extreme Groan" Award goes to:

Picard: I knew I should have gotten the iPhone, it was that damn Wesley who sold me on Android.

Next, the "Out of breath Romantic" Award goes to:

RIKER: First one to Troi's quarters gets to marry her in a feature film!!!!

Our Photoshop award goes to:

Troi (intercom): "Hard to port."

Worf: "Commander, about the duty roster"

Troi (intercom): "Hard to starboard."

Riker: "Yes Mister Worf."

Troi (intercom): "Hard to port."

Worf: "You seemed to have place Councilor Troi at the helm yet again."

Troi (intercom): "Hard to starboard."

"I don't believe you heard me, Mr. Worf. I said I would like to talk to you about Amway."

Congrats to all of our winners and thanks to all of our participants! Lets move to our new set of images.

On with the show!

 

[LeadHead]

Spiner: Wow, the props are even cheaper this season.

Data: Destroyed structures, burning area, terrible smell. Yeah, Riker came to this club last night.

Spiner: How's this for proper stunt execution Madalone?

Crusher: I would give you a pain reliever. But the continuum discontinued your benefits.

Picard: This is the biggest public display of affection I'm prepared to do ever.

 

[iBender]

Some things in life are just universal, but the way that we view it isn't.

Data
Ooooh Red light bee b
bee bee bee b bee bee
bee bee bee b bee bee
bee bee bee b bee bee
bee beep, beep.

Wolf
Is the transfer complete?

That's just Kinky, I'm sorry but it is. X O X O X

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "Apparently, for every true collectable Fajo found, he also accumulated about twenty or thirty pieces of absolute crap."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Interesting, I appear to be pregnant.

DATA: It would appear to be the remains of the engineering section of a mid-23rd Century Starship.

DATA: You bastard, that was Wesley's favorite shirt!

CRUSHER: Worf is a man of his word, Q. If he says he will do something, he'll do it.

Q: Just...get the phaser...out of there!!!!!

PICARD: Come on Will, she's like the town's bicycle. Everyone has had a ride!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I must insist you leave the bridge. The way you two keep trading sexual innuendos is making the rest of us quite nauseous."

 

[BlobVanDam]

Q - Whoa, watch it there. If you go up any higher, you'll......
Crusher - ...reach Borg territory? Yeah, payback's a bitch.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Beverly: Q? What's wrong?

Q: Look! On the screen over there! One of your engineers is watching somebody sing "Friday".

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Considering this photo has been used before

Beverly: "Q? What's up?

Q: " Funny Doctor, very Funny Ouch!"

 

[Isis]

LaForge: "Data, why don't you tell us what your fortune says."

Riker: "Data, how about you don't tell us. If I hear one more 'you'll be going on a long trip,' I'm going to make a short trip...to sick bay, where they'd need to treat me for severe nausea."

Worf (to self): "I've heard the term 'do-it-yourselfer,' but this is ridiculous."

Data: "How dare you purchase a jumpsuit from the same designer I buy from."

Crusher wasn't paying attention the day her med school covered chiropractic.

 

[Distorted Humor]

Data: Intrasting, This is the greatest data of a mostly unknown race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, and it just something simple.

Riker: What Data?

Data: 42

Data: Are you my Great Grandfather?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Q: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Doctor

Picard: Troi's Mother is coming, I need all of you, and I mean ALL of you, to think I died in a horrific transporter error...after all, she can read minds.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Data: "It is..." [Sniff sniff] "It is green."

Data: "Fascinating. We seem to have beamed onto this week's episode of Doctor Who."

Stuntman: [Wilhelm Scream]

Q: "40 percent off at Chozo Joe's Transcendant Being Emporium!! Damn, I'm missing out on the best sale ever!"

Picard: "Alright, let's huddle. Counselor, I need you to sense the blatantly obvious, Worf, you're on 'completely ineffectual deterrent to intruders' duty, and Numbah One - do that thing you do with your eye when you don't like someone or think something's up."

 

[LeadHead]

Considering this photo has been used before.

Really? Not since I've been running the contests. Which is nearly a year now.

Data: Intriguing. It appears that Echo, Ballard and the rest have headed for Rossum headquarters.

 

[Isis]

Troi: "Captain, I sense you're feeling angst."

Picard: "There's no hiding anything from you, Deana. Actually, I've been asked to select a crewperson to send to Deep Space 9."

Riker: "What's so hard about that?"

Picard: "Well, my first choice would be Wesley, but Beverly said she'll never sleep with me again. My second choice would be Tasha, but they need someone with quick reflexes. After that, I'm at a loss."

Riker: "Worf is the obvious choice. That SOB has the nerve..."

Picard: "Shhhh..."

Riker: "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[Mr Silver]

That terrified expression that befalls on one, when an Android accidently exposes themselves

 

[Mojochi]

Riker: But if you ended up with my hotel room key, how did the hooker get in to give me that handjob in the dark?...... Oh, wait a minute

Data: Remember, we have standing orders to destroy anything with the word V-ger on it

But Dr. Crusher said I was getting much better at ball room dancing

Crusher: Gee, I don't understand how an advanced race like the Q could have forgotten to include the 12 inch human tail

Picard: Soooo..... Yeah.... Just a little too close to my chair

 

[Finn]

Data: In order to do my experiment in the movement of gastric hydrocarbon gases, I have designed this new chip that would go in my glutic port.

Geordi: In other words, It goes where only Tasha has gone before?

Riker: Your butt

Data: This reminds me. I gave Spot the wrong feline supplement this morning.

Worf: This reminds me. I I forgot to let Wesley out of the shuttle.

What? All I said was I thought Sela looked cute.

Q: Jean-Luc was right. You are rough!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Q just got a look at Lady Beatrice's hat.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: I do not understand. I have examined the contents of this isolinear chip very carefully, and still I cannot decipher it.

Geordi: Yeah, I can't understand The Event either.

Data: Rudolph?!?

Dennis Madalone: Please! I promise I'll never ask for a line of dialogue ever again! Just don't hurt me!!!

Beverly: Say it...

Q: What?!?

Beverly: SAY IT!!

Q: All right! All right! You DON'T pronounce the word 'croissant' funny!!

 

[Finn]

Q: I meant to tell you. The other night, it was actually me. Jean-Luc still doesn't know what you have been trying to tell him.

Beverly:Sigh...

Q: What are you doing to me? AHH!....