Geordi: "So, we were thinking that this is much better than your standard CPR dummy..."
Pulaski: "You two realize no one has had a heart attack in over two hundred years, right? Well, at least you got the 'dummy' part correct."
TNG Caption This #210: Don't Let Go
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Geordi: "So, we were thinking that this is much better than your standard CPR dummy..."
Pulaski: "You two realize no one has had a heart attack in over two hundred years, right? Well, at least you got the 'dummy' part correct."
Little Red Riding Hood: "No, you're going to eat me, just like the book said!"
Worf: "Interesting role-playing, Deanna."
PICARD: Do you mean to tell us that our Lt. Worf actually WON a fight?!!
WORF: This is NOT what I meant by "a little off the top"!
GEORDI: I installed a dual boot setup. He can run as Data or...
DATA: Warning! Warning! Danger Will Robinson!
RIKER: All I said to the Captain was that Shakespeare is overrated.
WORF: Less talking, more fleeing!
Troi: If you don't take this dustbuster and clean up this mess right now, I'll never wear my Tal Shiar uniform for you ever again!
haha brilliant
CRUSHER: So, you've been tortured by both the Borg and the Cardassians, had your identity violently stripped away, been forced to live another lifetime only to watch the ones you love die and had to deal with my son. And all you want is a little affection from me? Well, how about instead I tell you about the time I screwed a ghost?
PICARD (thinking): Bitch!
WORF (OC): Computer, Lt. Worf reporting for duty. Recognize voice authorization code: Edward Cullen is hot. .... .... .... .... .... What?
WORF (thinking): I knew I should have used a bat'leth instead of a phaser.
BURTON: For crying out loud Diana, enough with the Kelley impressions, he can't take it anymore!
RIKER: Why are we running?
WORF: There's an emergency in Engineering! The ship is in danger!
RIKER: Well, yeah, I know that. But don't we usually just leisurely stroll toward the emergency?
Thanks for the Win LH! 
Crusher: "Jean Luc, there's something I want to tell you..."
Picard: "Yes Beverly, I'm already aware. You're considering breast augmentation, quite right. Good call. I would suggest a large C or small D."
Troi: "WORF!"
Riker: "Mr. Worf. You will address the Captian as either Captain or Sir. Hey Yo Chrome Dome is not acceptable."
Picard: "*sniff* You have the Bridge, Numbah One *sniff*. I'll be in my Ready Room."
Worf: "Perhaps today ISN'T a good day to die after all."
Crusher: "Jean Luc, there's something I want to tell you..."
Picard: "Yes Beverly, I'm already aware. You're considering breast augmentation, quite right. Good call. I would suggest a large C or small D."
Troi: "WORF!"
Riker: "Mr. Worf. You will address the Captian as either Captain or Sir. Hey Yo Chrome Dome is not acceptable."
Picard: "*sniff* You have the Bridge, Numbah One *sniff*. I'll be in my Ready Room."
Worf: "Perhaps today ISN'T a good day to die after all."
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Crusher (to self): "I've so been looking forward to the anniversary of my first date with Jean-Luc. I wonder what thoughtful surprise he's come up with."
Picard (to self): "I've been so bored lately. Booking that trip to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet was definitely the right move. Now is probably a good opportunity to ask Beverly if she'll 'babysit' my plants while I'm gone."
The TNG-Chariots of Fire crossover was not well received, although the soundtrack won an Oscar and two Grammys.
Picard: "God, what I'd pay to see you in a leopard skin bikini!"
Crusher: "Certification as a command bridge officer maybe?"
Picard: "...Maybe..."
GEORDIE: I was thinking we could cannibalize him for parts.
Pulaski: "Dibs on the..."
Picard: "Do not even go there, Doctor!"
Picard: "Why are we all looking up?"
Troi: "I'm looking up because everyone else is."
Riker: "Me, too."
<brief pause while Picard looks to his right and then to his left>
Picard: "Mr. Crusher, if it wasn't funny the first time, it certainly isn't funny now. You try again to raise your line of sight even one degree, and it's off to the brig for thirty days."
Troi (OS): "I'll have to thank Data for suggesting I look around in there. I see a contact lens, an earring, and two sets of shuttle keys."
Picard: Is he still under Warranty?
LaForge: "What do you think?"
Pulaski: "Should we take that as a 'no'?"
Picard: "Pulaski, don't you understand English? That's definitely a 'no, it expired yesterday.'"
Pulaski: What the hell is wrong with him?
Geordi: His strings broke.
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Blonde Girl: "He just suddenly started telling me how he was 'fully functional' and 'programmed for multiple pleasuring techniques.' So I decked him."
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