TNG Caption This #207: Ro, Ro, Ro, your boat...

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf thinking: "Nose ridges are so repulsive."

 

[LeadHead]

After so many episodes of the Romulans getting away Scot Free, Michelle Forbes' improvised scene won rave reviews by fans.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Negotiations with the Romulans were going well until Ensign Ro slipped on a banana peel and accidentally knocked the Praetor's brother out the window of a twenty story building.

 

[Bob Karo]

Romulan: OOOmmmf!....... Okay.... Let's try that again, but a little to the left and alot softer.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Ro: I don't know who's doing it, but every few minutes I keep getting this text message that says "I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques."
Picard: That's a little odd...
Data: ...

Ro: What do you mean my name isn't in the credits? I should be, I mean, I'm like a major cast member now!
Worf: Feh... yeah, sure you are.

Romulan: OOOOHHHHH yeah baby! Nice one! Make it hurt!

Troi: I'm not sensing any attraction towards you...
Crusher: Damn... maybe she's only attracted to cylon girls?

 

[Schistocerca]

Picard: Although Commander Data is fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques, he is not able to pass wind. Ergo I deduce that she who smelt it, dealt it!

Michelle Forbes: Yeh, go on ignore me, I don't need you, I don't need anybody. I got me my True Blood money.

 

[lurok]

Crusher: Why did they have to bring her on to our show?

Troi: I'm not sure. But I'm sensing... youth? Beauty? Acting chops?

 

[Schistocerca]

Michelle Forbes: And when I studied with Stanislavksi this is how we learnt to do "Surprised".
Michael Dorn, under his breath: "Sheesh, what a ham!"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "That's not too bad a likeness, but I'm not that bald."

Ro (to self): "I can't believe Crusher's new hair color. It makes her look so cheap."

Worf (to self): "I wonder what Ro looks like naked."

 

[Kirby]

I... Have had... Enough... of YOU!!!

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up and going. Thanks for spending some time with our favorite Bajoran Ensign.