TNG Caption This #206: What are your intentions?

[Isis]

Worf: "My lips are sealed. I will never divulge the ingredients in MacDonald's special sauce."

After filming the first scene, it was clear that the Laverne and Shirley/TNG crossover would never work.

 

[Lanny77]

Picard: counselor, please stop staring at my bald patch
Troi: But captain, I can see the future in it

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Man on left: "Deep Space Nine Walmart security, sir! Do you have a receipt for this dustbuster?"

Poo, I thought that was my joke. And Dustbuster does sound better than Braun too

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Riker: Guinan, all I did was ask for Sex on the Beach.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: counselor, please stop staring at my bald patch

Troi: Well at this point it's more of a hair patch.

Picard: sobs

 

[Captain Crow]

Guy on left: After I scratch your back, you scratch mine.

Worf: Okay.

Worf: Why is Captain Scott urinating on the shuttlebay floor?

Gerordi: He's old, senile, and thinks it's the men's room. Just let him go.

Worf, disgruntled: Fine. But could you at least turn him a little to the right so he's not doing it on my shoes?

 

[Mistral]

Troi: "It's ok, Captain. It happens to every man."

 

[Bob Karo]

Crusher: C'mon Geordi, just a quicky!

LaForge: Oh, Hell no! I heard what happened to the last three Chief Engineers who dipped their pen in the captain's ink well.

 

[Isis]

Scott: "At least in this century, they realize my shirt should nae be red."

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Commander, what are your intentions toward my daughter?

Riker: The usual.

Data: Ah, proceed.

 

[Isis]

Picard always felt awkward at crew mixers.

Crusher didn't think she and Geordi picked a good place to play Scrabble. She tried to cover her tiles, but she was sure Geordi could see them.

 

[LeadHead]

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