TNG Caption This #181: Technobabble on...

[Alrik]

Thanks for the win!!

Riker: " What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the show?"
Data: "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now."
Riker: "What happened to then?"
Data: "We passed then."
Riker: "When?"
Data: "Just now. We're at now now."
Riker: "Go back to then."
Data: "When?"
Riker: "Now."
Data: "Now?"
Riker: "Now."
Data: "I can't."
Riker: "Why?"
Data: "We missed it."
Riker: "When?"
Data: "Just now."
Riker: "When will it be now?"
Data: "Soon."

 

[LeadHead]

Starfleet Lie Detectors are really unforgiving.

 

[Isis]

Data: "I never should have eaten those burritos."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: I asked the computer to show me The Electric Company. This is not the result I had intended.

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: Oh, great! The washer load is off-balance!

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Some shortcut Data!

Data: How was I supposed to know we'd be fired on if we went through the Romulan Neutral Zone?

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

DATA: WHOOOAAAA!!! SHIIIITTT!! Those are some sweeeet moves riker.

Riker: Fo, shizzle