TNG Caption This #178: Say hello to Season 4

[Isis]

Riker, Data, and Worf found their three-way marriage awkward, especially when it was time to carry the bride over the threshold.

Troi: "Most of this Titanic holodeck program is pretty decent, except next time it might make more sense to be Kate Winslet instead of Leonardo DiCaprio."

 

[milo bloom]

After a certain point, the aftereffects of Burrito Day in the mess hall passed the noxious point and ascended to psychotropic levels.

Deanna: "I *am* the Kwisatz Haderach!"




(my geek cred is in doubt, I had to Google the spelling of that).

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Counselor, about your bridge reports...they've gotten a little uninspired as of late. You need something with a little..."OOMPH!".

Riker liked to amuse himself by subtly shifting Data's chair and pretending not to notice when the android looked for an explaination.

Riker: You know the old saying. When you can't run, you walk, and when you can't walk..
Worf: You die. With honor.
Data: Correction, lieutenant: you find someone to carry you.

Riker: I'm taking the girl. Keep your mouth shut and you'll do well at your next performance reviews.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Will someone stop this idiot from licking the back of my head, for the love of God!"

 

[Finn]

Where are you, Leadhead? It's Saturday!

 

[The Badger]

"How do I shot web?"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Counselor, I demand a rematch."

Troi: "Why? You won."

Picard: "Because I'm the captain and I like the way that sounds."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Riker: OMM NOMM NOMM NOMM OMM. With gorgonzola cheese!

 

[doubleohfive]

Thanks for the win! -MIstral

In a rare editing goof-up, Marina Sirtis was allowed to appear onscreen without photo re-touching.