phaser: Alright, this is a stick up! Just get up nice and slow, and put those hands where I can see 'em! Oh, and don't make any sudden movements, or else I'll kill you, man, I swear to God I'll kill you!
TNG Caption This #176: Whoa There!
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phaser: Alright, this is a stick up! Just get up nice and slow, and put those hands where I can see 'em! Oh, and don't make any sudden movements, or else I'll kill you, man, I swear to God I'll kill you!
Geordi: "I should have gone a little easier on the gagh."
The photo from the Victory served as a reminder that, in the 24th Century, sometimes a fad diet will work too well.
Data: "Beverly, you shouldn't have. And the color will play off so nicely with the yellow of my eyes."
Crusher (to self): "Oh no, what have I started?"
Crusher: "You can't fix it? Well, never mind. I guess I should have known better than to expect you to actually be as smart as you're always telling us you are."
Data: "Touche, Doctor. And may I say you're looking particularly flat-chested today."
Crusher: "Data, that's the Bajoran Miniature Orb of Bed-wetting! Not something you want to be looking at!"
Somewhere above Troi's quarters:
JOHNSON: We're gonna need a bigger hole. I can't see a thing.
JOHNSON: "Oh, wait, this is Geordi's quarters. There's nothing to see."
Q: The crew is right. You're a Bitch.
Breakdancing LaForge in Next Generation 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Q: "Dr. Crusher, growl for me and show me that you care."
Ever the jokester, Commander Riker again plays the "Turn Up the Gravity During PT" prank.
Trek Porn: "C'mon, honey. Once you go "Blue", you never go back."
Q: So Bev, how do you like it?
Bev: Ruff!
"And this is where Jimmy and Sarah tried to convince me wearing a red shirt was a bad idea. I refused to change. Funnily enough, they're both dead now..."
Geordi: "So remember kids, if it looks like the Warp Core is going to breach, just stop, drop, and roll."
Q: "Honestly, I don't understand what Jean-Luc sees in you. I've alway found you to be kind of a dog myself. To each his own I guess."
Johnson: "Damn. I wish someone would have told me Yellow is the 'new' red."
Q: I can now call you a bitch and nobody will be offended.
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