TNG Caption This #171: Whoops!

[Alrik]

Bitsy: "What? I can't be any more annoying than Wesley."

 

[Alrik]

Bitsy: "HARD TO STARBOARD"

*thud, boom, bang*

Bitsy: "Seriously? Geez, haven't you people every heard of seat belts?"

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "That was no laser blast....something hit us."

Picard (os): "Wrong franchise again, Numbah One."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: RED ALERT!!!

Someone's tried to flush all their bags of weed down the toilet at once!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Air-keyboard contests.

ALWAYS more fun next to an exploding sun.

 

[di_mar]

Stop. Look. Listen.
Don't drink and drive.