DATA: Did I see you double-dip a chip, Mister Worf?
Please, Lieutenant. DO NOT repeat the act.
It is like putting your entire mouth into the container of dip.
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DATA: Did I see you double-dip a chip, Mister Worf?
Please, Lieutenant. DO NOT repeat the act.
It is like putting your entire mouth into the container of dip.
Worf: "Mr. Data, I have no need for an android head. Nevertheless, I will collect yours if you do not get off my back!"
WORF: Touch the meat, Commander...and you will be pulling back a sparking and shredded android STUMP.
DATA: Fair enough. Continue!
RON JEREMY(off screen): OOPS.
Sorry about that, kid. Sometimes I don't know my own strength.
DATA: Just checking to see if you need any assistance cutting the meat. You apparently did not need any in order to cut the cheese at our last official dinner.
Off screen lead character (take your pick): "Wesley, are you all right?! How do you feel?"
Wesley: "A little Hot. And Foamy."
CREWMAN ZEDMORE: The next time a sentient, talking marshmelon man from outer space asks if you're a god, Wes...you..say...YES!!!
DATA: Want to see a neat magic trick involving a ping pong ball and Counselor Troi?
WORF: Count me in.
Data: "I see you are cutting the meat. Have you not also cut the cheese, or is that a broken plasma conduit I smell?"
Worf: "Do not touch me."
Data: "I am sorry, Lieutenant -- I was attempting to be funny. Perhaps the sub routine needs some adjusting."
Worf: "Is that what it was..."
WORF: If you are about to inform me that we've run out of prune juice at the beverages table...I suggest turning around and leaving.
NOW.
Alright guys and gals, I apologise for the delay, I only just recently got my internet back up and running. A word of advice, coffee and modems do not mix...
Anyway I will be back tomorrow or Friday to catch up and announce the winners for this round and put up the new ones!
Sorry again!
Anyway I will be back tomorrow or Friday to catch up and announce the winners for this round and put up the new ones!
Sorry again!
DATA: It appears this contest is about to end, Lieutenant. You can begin to relax and stop slicing down into the surface of the tabletop.
Remember...it is borrowed from Captain DeSoto of the Hood.
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Riker (off screen): "Well, we did warn you about beating off the Pilsbury dough boy."
Alternatively:
Riker (off screen): "Well, we did warn you about beating off the Staypuffed Marshmallowman."
GUINAN: And to think...
people kept saying Money Shots weren't possible in a century where we no longer use currency! Looks like my Uncle Terkim was right about yet ANOTHER thing after all...
Guinan (OS): "See? I told you! Every time love is different!"
Wesley learned the hard way not to keep repeatedly poking the Pillsbury Dough Boy below the stomach.
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