TNG Caption This #168 -No Clever Title

[Mistral]

Brent: "You are a natural at carving a roast, Michael."

Michael: "This isn't a roast-it's the guy who did my make up the first season."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: That is not the ONLY meat you like, if you understand the context of my attempt at humor. (*Wink-Wink*)

WORF: EXCUSE me?!?

DATA: I...well, Commander Ri...



never mind, Lieutenant.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robin Lefler's tricks and secrets never CEASED to amaze Wesley.

Or arouse him.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sheldon Cooper creates time travel and gets his revenge.

 

[cooleddie74]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT MONEY SHOT

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: I guess one could say...you are beating your meat?


(*Long and uncomfortable pause between them*)


I will go now.

 

[Hedbergian]

Data: You okay, Worf? You seem ... upset.
Worf: ... To Serve Man ...
Data: I don't see the cookbook.
Worf: I'm DOING it from MEMORY!

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Please warn me before you being cutting the cheese, Lieutenant.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Data: "Worf, old chum. I have a question. You are the Klingon warrior, the security officer, the "badass" of the team if you will. Yet the House Emblem attached to your baldric looks like an angel crossed with a butterfly. Why is that?"

Worf: *long pause* "I...I don't know..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data: "Worf, old chum. I have a question. You are the Klingon warrior, the security officer, the "badass" of the team if you will. Yet the House Emblem attached to your baldric looks like an angel crossed with a butterfly. Why is that?"

Worf: *long pause* "I...I don't know..."

WORF: You dare insult the House of Tinkerbell!!!!

 

[Gagarin]

Worf: It is... it is... it is.. Green.
Data: Eggs And Ham.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: WHY is this meat so difficult to CUT, Commander???

DATA: Captain Picard decided to use an old Earth recipe from several hundred years ago. He called it "Botulism Gag Reflex" or something along those lines.

 

[cooleddie74]

First contact with the denizens of the Bukkakke Nebula went well...for the most part.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

*Sound of holodeck doors opening, and then:*

Picard (OS): "Computer, freeze program! Mr. Crusher, you have a lot of explaining to do!"

 

[T'Boggan]

Wesley; Wait....Yogurt! this weeks alien monster is YOGURT!?

Data; Targ penis again Worf? Something you need to share?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The Doctor (Eleven) (off-camera): I hate yogurt. Give me something else.

 

[Kirby]

The Skin of Evil's less frightening cousin Morty terrorizes the crew of the Enterprise.

 

[cooleddie74]

STAR TREK: THE DOUBLE DARE GENERATION

Coming exclusively in 2011 to Nickelodeon!!!

WORF: Stop pestering me for the wishbone, Commander.

Please.

It is NOT amusing.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Oh. Good.

It is only you slicing into some meat.


Based on the odor emanating from this table, I had feared someone had defecated into the seat of their dress uniform.

Please, Lieutenant. Continue.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: What did you think of the William Shatner Comedy Roast?

WORF: Tasted like ham.