TNG Caption This #168 -No Clever Title

[cultcross]

Wesley thinks: Shouldn't have joined Glee club.

 

[Rat Boy]

Rabid fan: "And that's for your line in 'Justice!'"

Data: "Usually I prefer mine medium well."

Worf: "Then next time cook it yourself!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Wesley always got "facial" when he played a quick game of "Spits, Swallows, or Facial" with Commander Riker.

 

[jep]

Wesley learns, the hard way, why you don't put tribbles in the microwave.


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[Rat Boy]

Wil Wheaton's typical experience at a Trek convention.

Worf: "I have the distinct feeling that I've done this in a caption contest before."

Data: "Senility can frequently afflict Klingons of your age."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ADMIRAL MCCOY: I did warn ya, boy. I said, I might throw up on you.

 

[Vassa]

Data: I'm sure you'll get that etiquette merit badge next time, Worf!
Worf: Grrrrr!

Guinan(off screen): Look kid, I told you not to touch that drink until it stopped changing colors!

Wes: So that's a Vulcan Volcano?
Guinan: Uhh, yeah. That's one of its names.

 

[Isis]

Data: "So I take it you're not keeping kosher any more."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: It happens to everyone.
Worf: (feeding frenzy) Sir?
Data: Your inability to maintain an erection on the High Days Of Kahless. Counselor Troi keeps mentioning it to Doctor Crusher.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "If I may make an observation, Mr. Worf. If you need a steak knife to cut meat loaf, then there is something wrong with it."

Worf: "I said you must stay back at least five meters or else I'll cut you!"

Worf: "Mmmmmm, mint frosting."

 

[Alrik]

Wesley: "Um, Commander, I think you're supposed to put the lid on the blender before you turn it on."

 

[cooleddie74]

Wesley was completely unprepared for the BEST trick Robin Lefler could perform

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: Is this real meat, Commander?

DATA: In a sense, no. It is SPAM.

WORF: You are now dead to me, sir.

 

[Isis]

Data: "That roast looks good. I think I'll have some, too."

Worf (to himself): "Damn--now I'll have to leave a slice."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: I carry several rolls of antacids inside my torso should you require them, Lieutenant.

 

[cooleddie74]

The infamous "SOUPY SALES Bukkakke." You never see it coming.

 

[milo bloom]

"Mom!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Ripley never suspected that young Wesley was an artificial. Until it was TOO LATE.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Wesley: My eyes! My eyes! It got into my eyes! (under breath) Mom was right; you can go blind.

 

[Mistral]

When the environmental controls went haywire Wesley began to melt. Nobody was really surprised. They all knew he wasn't a "real boy" at all.