TNG Caption This #168 -No Clever Title

[Canuck69]

Alright, I am having some technical difficulties with posting the winners from the last contest, but as soon as I figure it out I will post them. But instead of waiting for my incompetent brain to wrap itself around that, I will move on with the next set of photos.

The first one:

And the second one:

Have fun and thanks for playing

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Well watching Data do porn on the Holo-Deck Wesley, much to his surprise found out Data was indeed "Fully" Functional.

Worf: "What?"
Data: (looking at Worf's backside) "Lt. you appear to have soiled yourself"

 

[Kirby]

In the wackiest episode ever, Wesley discovered Reg Barkley's 'Nickelodean' holodeck program.

Worf: The last person that touched me while I was eating lost an arm... BACK OFF!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Klingon bukkake isn't for the faint of heart.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worf: The last person that touched me while I was eating lost an arm... BACK OFF!

WOrf: Care for a piece?

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: I always have to carve the turkey at Thanksgiving!

Data: That's not a turkey.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Worf: I always have to carve the turkey at Thanksgiving!

Data: That's not a turkey.

Data: "It's Wesley Crusher!"

( Worf carves like a mad man )

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Wesley: "Wesley to Sickbay. Mom, your ghost lover is back, and he just slimed me."

Data: pat pat pat
Worf: belch... "Thank you."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Wesley immediately returned to his quarters to change, passing eighteen crew members along the way and having to respond to fifteen of them, "It's ice cream, you sick fuck!"

Data: "There is a "Kick me!" sign on you back."
Worf: "I know. This guy on the table here is the puke who put it there."

 

[Holdfast]

The first one:
http://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s4/4x02/suddenlyhuman263.jpg

The image itself is funny enough, with obvious jokes that spring to mind. It will be interesting to see if the winner will be a variation on that theme, or whether they can find a different angle totally.

 

[Maurice]

Fangasm can be dangerous for a show's cast...

DATA: Excellent solution to Wesley's return.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Excuse me, have you seen Spot?

Worf glances down, then at Data

WORF: Ah....no.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

DATA: Excuse me, have you seen Spot?

Worf glances down, then at Data

WORF: Ah....no.

Worf: "What do you think this is a Chinese restaurant?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Wesley's stint as a Risan adult holofilm star was mercifully short.

WORF: Touch this meat, Commander...and I will pull your neural net out through your simulated ass.

 

[cooleddie74]

I'VE BLINDED ME...WITH SCIENCE!!!!

 

[B.J.]

Riker (off-screen): I'm a zit! Get it?

 

[Admiral Shran]

Data (offscreen): Wesley, are you okay?
Wesley: He slimed me.
Data (offscreen): That is great! Actual physical contact!
*Data taps his comm badge*
Data (offscreen): Data to LaForge. Geordi, I am with Wesley. He got slimed.
LaForge (offscreen): That's great Data, save some for me.

 

[Isis]

Wesley Crusher's first attempt at baking a cake proved to be very unsuccessful.

 

[jep]

Wesley: "Well whaddya know... Klingon vomit tastes just like human spooge."


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[jep]

Data, off screen: "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again."


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