TNG Caption This #158 - "Superior Asshole"

[cooleddie74]

"I could SWORE I left my copy of BARELY LEGAL BOLIANS down here...DAMN that Riker!!! The randy bastard!!!"

GEORDI:"'Homer Sexual?'

I'll ask..."

 

[cooleddie74]

Picard got the D.T.s pretty badly whenever he tried to kick Risan blow.

 

[JB2005]

Of all the things on his busy schedule, the booty call with the cloaked alien was always Picard's favourite.

 

[cooleddie74]

Beverly's invisible, cloaked proctology exams.

They sounded hot at first...but were WAY too much trouble.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"If this is long distance, I am afraid I am going to have to kick your ass, Geordi."

 

[JB2005]

The crew knew Picard had a cloaked companion in his ready room, they had always assumed it was behind him, not in front...

 

[Drob]

Data; The positronic-phreak!

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Is my portable freezer unit running?

I dunno. Lemme run a Level 3 diagnostic and get back with you."

 

[JB2005]

Geordi: Hello Operator? Get me the number for 9-9-9

Picard: Geordi that wasn't funny the first five times...

 

[cooleddie74]

"BAD laptop!!

THAT'S A BAD LAPTOP!!!!

I said...NO drinking!!!"

 

[Hedbergian]

Now, create an interconnected series of tunnels like the Vietcong!

 

[jep]

Picard overlooked Geordi burning up the warp core, but spilling his Earl Grey was the final straw.

 

[Mirmotte]

Person at other end of line:"Hello,Postitronic Pimp Manufacturing Company complaints department,how may I help you?"
Geordi:"Yeah,um,my friend here is acting weird..."|
Data(thinking):"He's not ordering gagh pizza,he's not ordering gagh pizza..."

 

[26138]

If Dr. Crusher would just say croissant like a normal person, Captain Picard wouldn't throw so many hissy fits.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Are we happy with our albino android's positronic net performance?

Dunno. Lemme ask..."

 

[cooleddie74]

Even 24th century Starfleet heroes get the Jimmy Legs.

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: This thing ate my quarter.
Data: Check the refund slot.
Geordi: You can keep it.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Who's Thelma Lou...

and what the hell is a...Mount Pilate?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Now THAT...was a big cockroach, Will."

 

[Hambone]

DATAPHONE: Is Amanda there?

GEORDI: Amanda who?

DATAPHONE: Amanda...Hugginkiss.

GEORDI (*sigh*) I'll ask. Hey, is Amanda here? Amanda Hugginkiss! Aw, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

PICARD: Perhaps your standards are too high.