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TNG Caption This #157 - "Drivin while Pimped"

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Wesley: Chief have you ever considered telling Keiko that you don't like playing a Pez dispenser in bed?
O'Brien: Kids. You know nothing about survival.
 
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Data: You wish me to examine your unwell bovine, however I am unsure as to how to proceed?

Man behind Data: Just roll your sleave up to about there and you'll do fine, son.
 
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Man-Candy: "I'm sorry Chief... I forgot to mention that I am the reigning Starfleet Academy Jerk-Off Champion..."

O'Brien: "Get. Your. Hand. Off. Me."
 
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Wesley: <punches the chief engineer> Did you take her chief? You know little Kelly, my you know...

OBrien: Goddamn what did you hit me for? I didn't take your goddamn blow up girlfriend. Jesus only woman you are gonna get anyway.


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Data: <singing under breath> Y.M.C.A... Take it to the Y.M.C.AAaaa.
 
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Wesley: You need to stop fisting Troi so much, Commander Riker is starting to get suspicious and so is Keiko...

Obrien: I know damn it, I can't help myself.
 
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Wesley: Arise and be healed my son.

Obrien: Don't touch me and call your mother you gay little shit I am having a probelm here.


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If data could get drunk this is what he would do...

Data: You put you left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and now you shake it all about... do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around...
 
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Plastics, boy. Invest in plastics. The future is plastics.
Yes sir. Can I go now? I've got to go scrape the horse dung out of the foyer carpet.
 
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