TNG Caption This #157 - "Drivin while Pimped"
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POSITRON ALERT (TM)
"Help...my arm servos have locked up...and I cannot get it up!!"
WES:"Worf tried to eat your arm again...didn't he?"
Meet the Positronic Pimp's ancestor: the Positronic Owner of the House of Ill-Repute.
He's getting a family history now!
The Whiplash Lawsuit.
Developed earlier than thought...with help from a time traveler.
Spiner: DAMN! That's the last time I let Levar drive us in the Mercedes !
The definition of "tipping" had changed from the 19th century to the 24th.
Data faked a pulled muscle so the annoying boy wouldn't ask for another hand job.
There there. There there.
Wesley, you're not helping! Get me some morphine!
Mom won't let me near the meds on account of my little "side business" bust last year with the nanite ring.
Well do something! I'm dying here!
There there. There there.
RICHARD DREYFUSS Voice-Over:"...that day in Sickbay, I learned a lot about lending both moral and physical support to those I considered my friends...
And...not to mention...a little bit about NOT getting into an older man's hovervan when he says he has candy."
"I believe I ate one too many marshmelons..."
Man-Candy: "Chief, do you have a little Crusher in you?"
O'Brien: "What? No, no, I don't have any Crusher in me."
Man-Candy: "Well, would you like to have a little Crusher in you? I'll give you a discount, if you promise you won't tell the Positronic Pimp."
O'Brien: "Get away from me you sick fuck, before I put ten inches of O'Brien up your ass, in the form of my right foot."
WES:"You okay, Chief?
Because, you know...remember...we've got a game of Find the Gerbil tonight."
DATA:"Inquiry...the word...stroke?"
O'Brien: Ben Gay!
Wesley: Not me, ask Robin Leffler! I mean, if she weren't on an expedition to the antarctic for the indefinite future, and they don't have communicators there.
Jack London: Dislocated shoulder? Kayaking on the hollow desk again?
WES:"It'll be okay, Chief.
Worst case scenario? Do what I will and spend the rest of your career commenting about stuff on VH-1 nostalgia shows."
JACK LONDON:"No thank you, Mister...I'm honored and all...but I'd rather NOT do this 'Time Warp' dance with you again...if it's all the same!"
"Keiko asked you to fist her again...didn't she?"
JACK LONDON:"Madame Guinan asked you to fist her...didn't she?"
Wesley just wanted to help.
But Miles was in no mood to be spooned in bed.