TNG Caption This #157 - "Drivin while Pimped"
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Wesley: "Too much red tube on the Holo deck again hey Chief?"
O'Brien: " Fuck you ya little snot nosed bastard, I've seen how you left the Holo-Deck, with you Ensign Lefler program"
Jack: "Mr Data if you are that much in need I can have one of Madame Flo's girl sent up for you"
Data: That will not be nessasary"
Data: "Oh! My shoulder! What the fuck?!"
O'Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you? You've been rubbing shoulders all ever since we created you . What kind of 24th century Ass-Rubbing Clone are you anyway?"
The Whiplash Lawsuit.
Developed earlier than thought...with help from a time traveler.
WES:"Don't worry, Chief.
Sooner or later you'll be transferred to a space station on the Federation frontier and have to put up with GROIN trauma instead."
WES:"Don't worry, Chief.
Sooner or later you'll be transferred to a space station on the Federation frontier and have to put up with GROIN trauma instead."
O'Brien: Watch what you're saying about my wife!
"I am Wesley Crusher. You will be assimilated. Existence as a popular character is over. Your personal and actorial distinctness will be subsumed by my own. Resistance is futile.
PS: Welcome to hatedom."
O'Brien: Would you please stop hitting my dislocated arm??
Wesley: What?
You know you are in trouble when Data burst out ihto song!
<Data singing and dancing doing Michael Jackson Impression>
As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK, Annie?
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie?
(Annie Are You OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK?)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK Annie?
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK Annie?
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK Annie?
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By -v A Smooth Criminal
So They Came Into The Outway
It Was Sunday - What A Black Day
Mouth To Mouth Resus - Citation
Sounding Heartbeats - Intimidations
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK Annie?
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK Annie?
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK?
Are You OK Annie?
Annie Are You OK?
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie?
(Annie Are You OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK?)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
(Annie Are You OK?)
(So, Annie Are You OK?)
(Are You OK Annie?)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By -
A Smooth Criminal)
Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!
Aaow!
(Annie Are You OK?)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Sign In The Window)
I Don't Know!
(That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie)
I Don't Know!
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
I Don't Know!
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom - Annie!)
(Annie Are You OK?)
Dad Gone It - Baby!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
Dad Gone It - Baby!
(There's A Sign In The Window)
Dad Gone It - Baby!
(That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
Dad Gone It!
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
Dad Gone It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!
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Wesley: "Too much entertainment on the Holo deck again hey Chief?"
Chief Obrien: Yea... I was doing fine till my damn Hemorrhoids flared up...!
Wesley: "Too much entertainment on the Holo deck again hey Chief?"
Chief Obrien: Yea... I was doing fine till my damn Hemorrhoids flared up...!
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Wesley: "Kayaking". Right. So how's Keiko's kitchen floor. Clean enough yet?
Miles: She's got my cricket bat!
WES:"What happened, Chief?"
MILES:"Keiko...
Her and her damn bloody role playing!!"
JACK LONDON:"That gives me an idea for a book!
THE ALBINO'S DEAD ARM...
whaddya think?"